I have 2 cars and a lawnmower full of gas in my yard. Bottle of booze inside. Should I be terrified?

[uppityperson]

Should I be terrified just in case 1 of them catches fire and explodes? Oh crap, we have several packs of matches and a couple cell phones too. Maybe now that this has been posted on a public forum the Bad Guys, those terrorists, might sneak over and blow me up. If I don't post for a few days, call the authorities and report a terror attack on my place please.







:sarcasm: for the sarcastic impaired.

[uppityperson]

1. oh crap, I forgot to mention the screws and nails and hammers in our shop.

[Chipper Chat]

10. I'm calling CNN.

Wolfie's gonna gitcha!

[hobbit709]

2. Terrified, no!

But you might be slightly anxious that someone might steal the hooch.

[Raven]

3. Turn yourself in! You are obviously a threat to the country.

Maybe they'll go easy on ya!

[tularetom]

4. Just drink the booze. Then ya won't give a shit.

Works for me anyway....

[Beelzebud]

5. No iPhone? Why do you hate America?

[Solo_in_MD]

6. Stored properly, no. Put energetic material should be stored with some care

I would be more worried about old propane cylinders that if leaking and a flame source is present, makes for a casual FAE with devastating results.

[uppityperson]

9. We have propane tanks hooked up to own stove.

And some small canisters for our camping stove. Not to mention kerosene and firewood and an ipod. And an atlas. Dang.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. What no fertilizer?

What kind of bomb maker are you?

[uppityperson]

16. I'm not a bomb maker, just worried that "they"might be over here now, looking.

waiting, watching, and my car, my booze, my bag of nails, my propane tanks, my bonfire, ooooooooooo

We use chickencoop stuff and compost for fertilizer. If it blew up, would that be like the shit hitting the fan?

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. A bonfire??

OMG

Our days are numbered. :scared:

[uppityperson]

18. It's been raining a bunch here, can still have a fire in the firepit.

[Solo_in_MD]

20. Gas leak explosions are nasty stuff...I store our propane and fuels outside the main house

*just in case*.

Can't believe there isn't something on YouTube that shows a gas explosion.

[uppityperson]

25. Big tank for stove is outside, the rest is out in storage for burnables place

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. No need to worry. We're fightin' them over there, remember?

Daddies Bush and Cheney are watching over us. Nothing to fear.

[dkofos]

8. Terrified that the FBI might pay you a visit, because you just

admitted to having bomb making components in your yard??

[uppityperson]

11. I have a couple hoses hooked to water spigots too.

And a big dog who would hopefully bark and scare off any terrorists coming to steal my exploding things. No fireworks this yr though.

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Yes you should!!

I just moved my lawn mower away from my car. All this news coverage made me realize I have an IED right in my own driveway!!

And the kids can forget about fireworks. We have a war on terror to dodge.

[zabet]

13. I must be the leader of potential residential terra....

1 grain truck - full of fuel
2 tractors - full of fuel
1 backhoe - full of fuel
1 Four wheeler - full of fuel
1 gas golf cart - full of fuel
3 pick-up trucks - full of fuel
2 cars - full of fuel
1 Harley - full of fuel
4 boats, large and small - full of fuel
500 gallon Propane tank - almost full
300 gallon diesel tank - almost full
welding tanks and acetylene tanks - aalmost full
Shop full of metal scraps, bolts, and nails

I need to bury myself now.

[Toots]

14. If you are American you should be terrified

Americans are terrified by everything...We used to be "Home of the Brave" but boy howdy 9-11 changed everything...

[razors edge]

19. I have had almost

16 million gallons of petroleum hydrocarbons of various flash points under my direct control for the past ten years.

Regional Manager of a small petroleum company transporting material by rail, barge, truck and pipeline.

Gitmos too good for me I suppose.

[chelsea0011]

21. Light it on fire. See what happens

[Eurobabe]

22. Not unless you have the dreaded PATIO GAS!!!

[man4allcats]

23. Get good and drunk on the booze,

and blow them up yourself. Then call the press and claim it was a Bush/Cheney MIHOP.

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Traveling_Home]

24. No - but you should work on being Carbon Neutral

[uppityperson]

26. well, the booze is gone now. That's a start.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. I have a lawn mower IN my car!

And I think there's a cell phone, a roll of duct tape and some pliers in there, too. I hope Agent Mike doesn't read this.

[uppityperson]

28. So long as there is no cigarette lighter you should be safe.