"Poll" about Christians watching R-rated movies leads you to THE lamest e-cards ever.

[Bluebear]

EVER!

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Christians Watching Rated R Movies According to ChristiaNet Poll

Contact: ChristiaNet, Inc., 281-465-9533

MEDIA ADVISORY, June 25 /Christian Newswire/ -- ChristiaNet.com, the world's largest Christian portal with twelve million monthly page loads, asked participants in a recent poll, "How often do you watch rated R movies?" Out of 649 Christians polled, 61% responded that they "never" watch rated R movies. As one participant said, "I'm not interested in anything that does not honor God." According to Bill Cooper, President of ChristiaNet, "I'm encouraged that the vast majority of Christians seek to put God first when making entertainment choices."

Top reasons why the majority of Christians polled don't watch rated R movies can be divided into three categories. Many Believers feel watching such shows is not Christ-like. As a Christian they believe they should be glorifying God with their time and talents. While others say these types of entertainment just don't interest them. Finally, some Christians believe that watching rated R movies would fill their minds with bad images that are tempting and eventually lead to sin.

Eighteen percent of those polled, actively view rated R movies every month. Even though this is the smallest group, this number is too high in a Christian Worldview. Reasons for the frequency of watching such shows include boredom, watching rated R movies purely for the entertainment value or they like action movies that get the R rating for violence. As one viewer said, "I like to watch movies just to pass the time." Given the decline of moral values in churches today, one would hope these "Christians" would fill their idle time with reading the Bible or building a relationship with God.

Twenty-one percent of Christians surveyed stated that they only watch rated R movies a few times a year. This begs the question, "Why would any Christian watch an R rated movie?" In this group, Believers cited they have watched "Schindler's List" and "The Passion Of The Christ." This group made it clear that these movies were rated for the intense images of the circumstances surrounding the content of the story.

To combat the moral decline within the Church, ChristiaNet has just released a series of Free Entertainment Tracts. Using the latest interactive ecard technology, ChristiaNet has made it simple to share these funny yet serious ecards with friends and family:

http://www.christianet.com/christianecards/entertainmenttracts/index.htm

[BlooInBloo]

1. LOLOLOL! I love the first one on the Apostate page! ROFL! Christians slay me.

[Bluebear]

4. "Free IQ test!"

http://www.christianet.com/bible/iqtest.htm

[BlooInBloo]

6. ROFLMAO!! Question #3: Which equation is correct? THERE ARE NO EQUATIONS! lmao!

[woo me with science]

9. lol you're right! nt

[kiki]

2. Fucking hilarious, and I haven't even seen the e-cards yet.

Just imagine the kind of people that think this is "news".

"Just what is a 'Christian Worldview' anyway? Theologians have argued about it for centuries - but not me! I'll just 'log on' to ChristiaNet, and they'll tell me exactly what Jesus wants!"

[gatorboy]

3. There's a lady at work that has a special DVD player that cuts out certain bad material

It will replace terms with others it deems "clean".

If she plays "Sex in the City", The DVD player will refer to it as "Hugs in the City". I shit you not!

[Bluebear]

5. There are programs that will filter out naughty computer pages too...

like a recipe for breast of chicken or if somebody wants to see the symptoms of testicular cancer. :eyes:

[jeff30997]

7. So,watching Mel's The Passion of The Christ is verboten ?

It's rated R!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808434070/info

[woo me with science]

8. ROFLMAO!!!!!!! These ecards are the best!!!!

i always knew about those evil romance novels....

http://www.christianet.com/cgi-bin/ecards.cgi






and look what happens if you visit a psychic!!!

http://www.christianet.com/cgi-bin/ecards.cgi

[woo me with science]

10. oh well...

links take you to a card with a bear. i guess you have to visit from the link above.

Also, this site is trying to download a Windows Media Player something or other.

[BlooInBloo]

11. I heart religion. No other human activity is the source of so many laughs.

[woo me with science]

12. Just stunning. Check out the "Wives submit" card under Marriage.

http://www.christianet.com/christianecards/marriagetracts/index.htm

[BlooInBloo]

13. BWAHAHAAHA!!!! Ok - it's ON! To find the BEST one!

[BlooInBloo]

14. The gay marriage one, also there, rules.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Yeah. "Hi Honey" "What Do You Want For Dinner" "Meat & Potatoes" "Okay Dear"

Then what you don't see is, Mr. Head-Of-The-Jesus-Family dies of a heart attack from his meat and potato-laden diet, and Mrs. Jesus Family runs off with a long-haired hippie liberal who actually knows where her clitoris is.

[BlooInBloo]

18. Check out 'diet' in the Witness section! lolol!

[BlooInBloo]

19. OMFG - and "gifts of the spirit" also in that section! lololol!

[C_U_L8R]

15. Where are the replays...

of Davey and Goliath?
Now that was sheer fundie mescaline!!



or was it peyote ???

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Jesus Fucking Christ. Do they have an eight year old doing their graphics? On a Commodore 64?

That's just beyond silly. But I suppose it keeps the expenses down.

[WinkyDink]

20. So some people don't want to watch R-rated movies. It's their prerogative.

[Bluebear]

23. Nobody said it wasn't. They need a press release to announce it? nt

[gollygee]

21. "I'm going home to CAST SPELLS!"

ROFL

Priceless!

[gollygee]

22. It looks like there's something sexual happening to the guy who is gambling

Is that supposed to be a hand holding the word "tithes"?