MSNBC anchor/newsreader/airhead has orgasm on live teevee

[Stinky The Clown]

Contessa the Airhead Brewer is going completely nuts with this Paris Hilton crap. She's tripping over words, her speech is almost screeching, she's breathless.

What a pro, there, Contessa. Way ta go. I bet your Mama's proud of you today.

[pagerbear]

1. Is Contessa someone's real name?

What sort of idiot names a child Contessa?

[sweetpotato]

2. Who names their kid Baron?

Paris' parents, of course.

[partylessinOhio]

6. Donald Trump did too, his last child.

[stirlingsliver]

13. Actually,

Actually, Paris' parents wanted their child to have a French-sounding name.

Their first choice for a name was Le Baron.

They rejected that name, though, because they thought Jon Voight might object.

;-)

[twenty4blackbirds]

20. my colleague /eom.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Probably the same type people who go thru life with the name 'Scooter'

Here's her mug:

[LiberalFighter]

26. But Scooter is a nickname not his legal name

[LiberalFighter]

27. She is total hoosier

Then there was the one that was talking very loud who needed a gag to shut her up.

[hlthe2b]

16. My thoughts exactly.... Geebus...

Contessa? :wtf:

Are her siblings, Countess, Baroness, Baron, Princess, Prince, Duchess, Duke, and of course, my favorite (via Paul Bremer fame), VICEROY.

Good heavens...They may as well have a kick me sign on their backs going through school....:eyes:

[stirlingsliver]

3. The Barefoot Contessa?

Does she cook cherries and brie?

(I understand that cherries are on sale -- TODAY ONLY! -- at your local Piggly Wiggly)

[libnnc]

4. I'm listening to it from another room

I'm speechless that this twit is making huge bucks doing this. \

She actually went to school to get a degree to squeal, squeak, twitter and bat her eyelashes on the tee vee. I'm very sad right now.

[tiptoe]

5. My thoughts exactly. "Professionalism" in MSM reporting trends like * appointees (i.e. "garbage")

recent examples of quality of * "public servants": At Least 11 Members of Congress Now Under Investigation (scroll down to "and from the Bush Administration...")

[Stinky The Clown]

9. "Feb-yoo-airy"

I just heard her say that. Feb-Yoo-Airy ..... real professional.

[Philosoraptor]

8. God I miss the pre-throat surgery Rita Cosby.

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Rita ..... oh.my.gawd ..... she'd be inside the cop car takin' little Paris to jail.

Rita ... the Queen of Sleaze ...... the Sasha of Salaciousness

After I saw her in an outfit similar to this, I dubbed her 'The Fuschia Sausage'.

[wndycty]

10. I don't for one second doubt that if Contessa could trade places with Paris. . .

. . .she would.

[freesqueeze]

12. I heard she called her a "starlett"

Did I miss Paris' film career?

I miss so much by not reading past the editorial section.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. That means Jenna Jameson must be an Oscar winner.

[Holly_Hobby]

15. Did you see her interview earlier with Tommy Chong about Paris?

He said this Paris crap is a distraction by the Republican controlled press to distract the people from Gonzales and wiretapping. She asked him if he smoked anything today, he said no, and she cut him off and he was gone off the screen.

[DesertRat]

17. She was such a bitch to Tommy Chong

She acted like he was a lunatic and/or stoned then cut him off. I didn't understand her behavior. I thought he made some good points.

[depakid]

31. What do you expect?

There's a reason why people like her have earned the name "media whore."

In fact, if you ask me, most prostitutes have more integrity than that.

[annabanana]

24. I have wracked my brain tryingto figure out WHAT Chong

was doing there... Who invited him? (Was he the only "celeb" in town, or what?) I found the whole thing highly amusing... He wouldn't stick to the storyline she was spinning for him..

Like, who would be astonished by that anyway?

[DawgHouse]

29. I saw it. It was funny because as she tried to end the interview,

he kept talking. When she said something like "thanks for talking to us", he said "yeah, I'll bet you didn't expect me to say what I did, did you?"

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. I cannot believe they're doing another OJ Simpson...White Bronco on highway type story!

WHO THE HELL IS PARIS HILTON TO WARRANT THIS KIND OF ATTENTION?? It's insane!

[NJCher]

19. I am so glad

I haven't turned on my TV today.

And it will remain that way.



Cher

[Kurovski]

21. Is she keeping her hands on top of the desk?

[libnnc]

22. Actually I think she had her legs crossed

Not that *I* would know how to do that...:hide:

[plcdude]

23. you are

such a tease

[Kurovski]

25. You better be careful.

With all the perverts roaming DU, they might offer to help. :hide:

[blondeatlast]

28. Well, you did say PRO... nt

[BlooInBloo]

30. Just like DUers.