You might be Jack Thompson if...

[Rocknrule]

- you think mass murders never happened before videogames were invented
- you think Nintendo is more of a threat to American security than Al-Queda
- you think that without videogames there would be world peace
- you think Hurricane Katrina and the Indian Tsunami happened because God played too much SimCity
- you think videogames transform kids into mass murders overnight despite the fact that millions of American teens play Halo and less than 1% of them will ever do anything violent
- you think Final Fantasy caused the Paducah tragedy
- you are convinced that videogames are somehow responsible for 9/11, Oklahoma City, the Holocaust, the Crucifixion, and the temptation of Adam and Eve
- your ideal soul mate is Sheila Brovlovski from South Park
- you try to exorcise your kids when you find them playing videogames
- you think anything that offends you doesn't count as free speech
- you think the guy who invented videogames is worse than Hitler
- you can't fathom bullying causing a school shooting but you think kids are more than willing to throw their lives away just because "it looks fun in a videogame, it's probably even funner in real life"

[TlalocW]

1. Is Jack Thompson back in the news again

Or are you just releasing some rage you've had stored up?

TlalocW