Paris Hilton vs. Tucker Carlson

[PCIntern]

Paris: Pretty in a cheap slutty way
Tucker: Ditto

Paris: Changes Fashions Daily
Tucker: Changes Tie style Bienially

Paris: No knowledge of world affairs
Tucker: Ditto

Paris: Video of F-----g boyfriend
Tucker: Video of F-----g the Truth

Paris: Busted for DUI and other offenses
Tucker: Busted for threatening video store clerk

Paris: Looks much better in shadows of her legendary video
Tucker: Looks much better with a foot thru the tube

Paris: Off TV when she was incarcerated
Tucker Off TV when he was macerated by Jon Stewart

Paris: Can't sing or act for shit
Tucker: Can't dance for shit
Stay tuned!

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

1. Actually, they're a perfect match intellectually. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Their voices sound alike!

[PCIntern]

4. This is going a long way to prove a point but...

I'd rather listen to her any day. Tucker Carlson makes her sound like Martin Buber.

[Captain Hilts]

3. Spoiled rich kids, both of 'em. nt

[symbolman]

5. I guess they would look good in a cell together

and that would pretty much guarantee no jailhouse sex.. :)

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. Anyone else notice that he's gone back into "Crossfire" mode

on hyperdrive the past few months? Can't stand to watch him for more than two or three minutes (and that's only because I'll turn over to him as he's wrapping up his show and Hardball's coming on LOL!).