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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:48 AM
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(thump thump thump) "I AM the President" (Thump thump thump)
We now have this disturbing anecdote about Incurious George:

...by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."


From
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/viewpoints/stories/DN-geyer_31edi.ART.State.Edition1.4370227.html



Man...or deranged Ape?
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:53 AM
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1. chimps also thump their chests before slinging feces, don't they?
Personally, I'd love to see him melt down to that point. During a press conference. :evilgrin:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:15 PM
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12. me too.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:55 AM
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2. Clearly, Deranged Ape.
(look at those lips)
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:56 AM
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3. Well, it is clear that GW is not a man, and it is even doubtful he is human
...so that leaves only the other forms of primates:

<snip>
Primates
The mammalian order to which humans belong. Primates are generally arboreal mammals with a geographic distribution largely restricted to the Tropics. Unlike most other mammalian orders, the primates cannot be defined by a diagnostic suite of specializations, but are characterized by a combination of primitive features and progressive trends. These include:

Increased dominance of vision over olfaction, with eyes more frontally directed, development of stereoscopic vision, and reduction in the length of the snout.

Eye sockets of the skull completely encircled by bone.

Loss of an incisor and premolar from each half of the upper and lower jaws with respect to primitive placental mammals.

Increased size and complexity of the brain, especially those centers involving vision, memory, and learning.

Development of grasping hands and feet, with a tendency to use the hands rather than the snout as the primary exploratory and manipulative organ.

Progressive elaboration of the placenta in conjunction with longer gestation period, small litter size (only one or two infants), and precocial young.

Increased period of infant dependency and more intensive parenting.

A tendency to live in complex, long-lasting social groups.


It has been recognized for a long time that many of these features are adaptations for living in trees. However, it has been proposed more recently that primates may have developed their specializations as a consequence of being visually directed predators, living among the smaller branches of the forest canopy or undergrowth, that captured insects with their hands.

Classification of the primates is as follows:

Order Primates

Suborder Strepsirhini

Infraorder Lorisiformes

Superfamily Lorisoidea

Family: Lorisidae (lorises)

Galagidae (bushbabies)

Infraorder Lemuriformes

Superfamily Lemuroidea

Family: Cheirogaleidae (dwarf lemurs)

Lepilemuridae (sportive lemur)

Lemuridae (true lemurs)

Indriidae (sifakas, indri, woolly lemur)

Daubentoniidae (aye-aye)

Suborder Haplorhini

Hyporder Tarsiiformes

Superfamily Tarsioidea

Family Tarsiidae (tarsiers)

Hyporder Anthropoidea

Infraorder Platyrrhini

Superfamily Ceboidea

Family: Callitrichidae (marmosets, tamarins)

Cebidae (capuchins, squirrel monkeys, douroucoulis, titis)

Atelidae (sakis, uakaris, howler monkeys, spider monkeys, woolly monkeys)

Infraorder Catarrhini

Superfamily Cercopithecoidea

Family Cercopithecidae (Old World monkeys)

Superfamily Hominoidea

Family: Hylobatidae (gibbons, siamang)

Hominidae (orangutan, gorilla, chimpanzees, humans)


There are two major groups of primates: the strepsirhines or “lower” primates, and the haplorhines or “higher” primates. Strepsirhines have elongated and forwardly projecting lower front teeth that form a toothcomb, used for grooming the fur and for obtaining resins and gums from trees as a source of food. The digits of the hands and feet bear flattened nails, rather than claws, except for the second toe, which retains a sharp toilet claw for grooming. They also have a moist, naked rhinarium and cleft upper lip (similar to the wet noses of dogs). Most strepsirhines are nocturnal, with large eyes and a special reflective layer (the tapetum lucidum) behind the retina that intensifies images in low light. Compared with haplorhines, the brain size is relatively small and the snout tends to be longer.

The strepsirhines are subdivided into two major groups: the lorisoids, which are found throughout tropical Africa and Asia, and the lemuroids, which are restricted to Madagascar.
<MORE>

http://www.answers.com/topic/primate
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:56 AM
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4. So, is this real, or just a colorful interpretation. I can't tell if it really happened as claimed
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:07 PM
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7. Well, Tricky Dick as Impeachment neared

reportedly exhibited some strange behavior to Kissinger at the White House.

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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:09 PM
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9. Georgie Ann Geyer reports this am in Dallas news
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 11:01 AM
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5. MAN, what a deranged ape!
:wtf:

Impeach that impostor NOW!
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 11:08 AM
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6. I believe that was:
Thump, thump, thump ***ME PRESIDENT*** thump, thump, thump.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:08 PM
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8. Poor Shrubby--gettin a thumpin again
this time, self-administered!


is it ok to hate him yet?
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:10 PM
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10. Republicans have created a MONSTER! n/t
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:13 PM
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11. I can picture him now.
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:16 PM
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13. Sounds like Junior's hitting the Southern Comfort again
Cocktail hour for the Commander Guy.

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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 12:17 PM
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14. he will have his great fall, just like Humpty Dumpty.
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daa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 02:46 PM
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15. Throw him some pretzels nt
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 06:42 PM
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16. Okay, so what exactly are his redeeming features? To PNAC, I mean.
What an idiot, I swear.
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freethought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 06:49 PM
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17. Now, I am officially in the zone between
being unnerved and being outright scared. This man is dellusional mixed with megalomania. This situation is becoming dangerous.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 06:59 PM
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18. He reminds me more and more of another arrogant nutcase:
Edited on Thu May-31-07 07:00 PM by notsodumbhillbilly



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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 07:01 PM
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19. Petulant child.
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