Coming south......and an offer for the BOGgers.

[cliffordu]

I'm on tour as of tomorrow morning........

I have to get out and burn the fat off my ass and out of my brain every so often or those things that sneak up real late at night start to rent space and get malevolent....

So I have to put myself in a position where the daily struggle is so immediate and overwhelming that it's is burned down to essentials: Eat, drink, concentrate on the task at hand or get hit by trucks.....I usually do this on a heavily loaded bicycle, for a couple thousand miles.....

So I'm riding from Port Townsend Wa, to just north of San Diego, down 101 and then Highway 1.

I'm already going to pay a visit to a couple of our faithful BOG denizens who will remain nameless in case it all goes horribly wrong and someone ends up in jail or worse, but I will say that one is a good virtual friend and lives near San Fran, and the other owes me half of $27,000,000 from some Nigerian prince he associates with.

But I digress....


If you'd like to have a nosh and a gab about the Prez or just do a drive-by coffee someplace along the route - send me a PM -

I'll be posting photos and email updates through one of my little minions here in the BOG, and would love to hang with any of y'all for an hour...

Because y'all are the finest Democrats I have ever snarked, and darn it, people like you.

We can call this "Tour de BOG 2010"

Make some fucking tee shirts or something.

[Cha]

1. lolololololol..

Wished I lived on 101 but will be looking forward to pics of the cliff BOG bike tour..how freaking funB-)

I bet I know who one of your stops is.:P Have fun!

Remain safe above all.

[cliffordu]

4. Yep - If I get killed my wife will MURDER me...

[grantcart]

2. I'll be deemed.

Like the Speaker I announce that if you successfully complete the journey I will have considered that I made the journey with you.

Also while you are using two appendages to leisurely peddle in the beautiful outdoors (and 1/3 of that time it will be down hill) I will occassionaly be using 10 digits to press firmly on the keyboard writing posts that will have absolutely no effect on anything.

I also pledge to keep open by windows for atleast two miles while I drive every day your on the road.

I am sure there will be a great fuss but as I look on the map it looks like it is about 5 inches away, how far can that be - really.

For real you inspire me as you always do staying sober and cheering up the world with those that can understand your wonderfully inspired spirt.

(PS Ahmad says that he has the account number in hand and all we have to do is to come up with $ 10,000 lien fee and our $ 13,500,000 will be ready for transfer.

[cliffordu]

3. Kewel. I'll send the check first thing in the morning.

And you're right, I'm quite the inspiration when I'm standing on the side of the road sobbing and wondering by god hates me because he made this hill extra big JUST FOR ME......




See you soon, my friend.

c

[berni_mccoy]

5. If you were coming down the east coast, you'd be welcome at my house.

Have safe travels and may the wind be at your back.

[Bobbie Jo]

6. If for some strange and unforeseen reason

you stray off course and find yourself in Indiana....Lets do lunch! :bounce:

Enjoy your adventure, and stay safe! :pals: