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thomhartmann Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 08:06 AM
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Thom Hartmann: Crazy Alert! Eel Wriggles into Man's Penis
 
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Posted on DU: September 16, 2011
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Don’t go in the spa! A 56-year old man in China went to a beauty spa this week to bathe with small eels that eat away dead skin and are supposed to make people look younger. But let’s just say things didn’t go according to plan. While sitting in the water - the man felt an immense pain in his…”manhood” region - and realized one of the slimy eels was trying to wiggle its way into his body - through a rather small hole. He later told a Chinese newspaper - "I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my…” Well - you know what. The man then had to have an emergency 3-hour surgery to remove the 6-inch slithery eel from his bladder. And in a new development in the story - doctors say that the eel was 6 inches long - but the man continues to insist that it was 8 inches long!!!

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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 08:26 AM
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1. I wonder if it's related to this fish/eel...
William S. Burroughs wrote about the candiru in his 1959 novel Naked Lunch, describing it as "a small eel-like fish or worm about one-quarter inch through and two inches long patronizing certain rivers of ill repute in the Greater Amazon Basin, will dart up your p***k or your a***hole or a woman's c**t faute de mieux, and hold himself there by sharp spines with precisely what motives is not known since no one has stepped forward to observe the candiru's life-cycle in situ. Burroughs also mentioned it in The Yage Letters: "At that time I was stationed at the remote jungle outpost of Candiru, so named from a tiny eel like fish that infests the rivers of that area. This vicious fish introduces itself into the most intimate parts of the human body, maintaining itself there by poisonous barbs while it feeds on the soft membranes""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
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Lars77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 12:56 PM
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2. And people wonder why i don´t take RT seriously.
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