Vote Republican So We Can Keep the Old Ideas in Place

[zulchzulu]

Run time: 00:43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXYSoZqiF6g   Posted on YouTube: October 28, 2010 By YouTube Member: milliniumjoe Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: October 28, 2010 By DU Member: zulchzulu Views on DU: 678

 
This is a spoof of the Republican Party and their ideas and issues. Oddly, all of it is true!

It is a spoof political ad that essentially mimics the true policies of the Republican Party and uses a corny jingoistic soundtrack, sound effects and some retro announcer voiceover to bring the point home.

Script:

Vote Republican so we can keep the old ideas in place

Evolution is a satanic myth

Women need to have the child after they get raped or from incest

Global warming is not occurring and scientists are wrong

Embryonic stem cell research will lead to human cloning

Gay marriage will lead to people marrying their furniture

We need endless wars in far away places that no one can point to on a map

USA! USA! USA!

Vote Republican so we can keep the old ideas in place

[polichick]

1. Dems should run ads like this - might wake up some indies. k&r

[zulchzulu]

2. It has to be funny yet bite pretty hard n/t

[FailureToCommunicate]

3. THAT's refreshing... but sadly accurate.

Thanks for posting

[zulchzulu]

7. When humor exactly reflects the truth, it's sadly amusing... n/t

[yesphan]

4. If memory serves me

The voice was intended to sound like 'Ol Dick Nixon.

[zulchzulu]

6. It certainly was meant to be a tad like Trickie Dicky...

Unfortunately, the real Dick Nixon would be considered a moderate by today's standards...

[indimuse]

5. KNR! n/t