Dick Cheney Has No Pulse!

[Joanne98]

Run time: 07:48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfT_IyTSK1s   Posted on YouTube: July 15, 2010 By YouTube Member: MOXNEWSd0tCOM Views on YouTube: 301   Posted on DU: July 15, 2010 By DU Member: Joanne98 Views on DU: 1820

 

[AnneD]

1. So did his insurance company....

turn him down for a pre existing condition? Will this be available to the general public on medicare? And why is the theme from Star Wars running through my head?

[Joanne98]

2. No he's milking Medicare!

[TwentyFive]

11. One of the few times in my life that I wish I was an insurance executive...

I would have stamped "DENIED" all over the claim...while savoring a nice class of Chianti.

[Devil_Fish]

18. You are part of the rebel aliance and a trator. Take her away.

[Enthusiast]

3. Very appropriate for someone

so Grinch-like.

[MrModerate]

4. Once again, the guy who said that irony was dead is proven wrong, wrong, wrong. n/t

[spicegal]

5. He really is like Darth Vader, but instead of getting locked up

in a coffin like box at night to sustain him, he gets plugged into the a wall socket. His black heart did finally give out. I know it's not nice to make fun of his frailties, but he is such an evil man, and I don't say those kind of things lightly.

[Greenheron]

6. Dick

He could have a 1000 heart attacks and it wouldn't be punishment enough.

[activa8tr]

7. O how I love Rachel. But this really is NOT NEWS...we knew this

all along!

[glowing]

8. I remember watching this on a greasy anatomy show

And the girl who was on one if these kept referring back to how creepy it was not to have her heart pumping. Like being dead but not dead. The girl on the show got a transplant. I wonder if Cheney gets a new heart would he change or would he blacken the donors heart too.

[EC]

9. So now for real he is

The Walking Dead...

[LuckyTheDog]

10. Cheney can't be killed

Except, of course, by a wooden stake through his heart... or beheading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

[Devil_Fish]

19. Thanks to this, I don't think a wooden stake would do it.

[cartach]

12. Dead Man Walking ! EOM

[Grassy Knoll]

13. You would think Faux noise would cover this....

instead they give you a weeks worth of a black guy
with a stick.

[jeremyfive]

14. IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! VILLAGERS, GET YOUR TORCHES!

The monster may run amuck yet again!

[Guilded Lilly]

15. He had better hope that BP had nothing

to do with the construction of the pump.

My mother told me that if I had nothing nice to say don't say anything at all. Out of my sincere and deep love for her memory, I will try to remain quiet about Dick's heart from here on out.

[truth2power]

16. My question is whether there are plans in the works for a heart transplant...

I've heard NO ONE, even Rachel, asking that question. Perhaps because the answer might not sit too well with the American people, i.e., what criteria would be waived for Cheney that ordinary citizens would have to follow? Age, for instance. I guess no one wants to open that can of worms.

I'm going to predict that he'll get a transplant and live to be 100. Too bad, so sad, for other Americans who have aged out.

My dad died of a heart attack at age 52, long ago, back when heart attack survival technology was in its infancy (non-existent, actually). As I watch Cheney avail himself of every medical-fix, year after year, I can't help but think about my dad, and what might have been.

Liz Cheney can travel the country spewing her filth, while I never got to know my dad as an adult. Some of us are just more equal than others, I suppose. :shrug:

edit> left out word.

[AlbertCat]

17. May he be conscious and alert...

.... throughout this scary, painful, exhausting ordeal. Can you FEEL yourself slowly dying, Dick?


It is my sincere wish.... and I make a real effort.... not to hate anyone. It's just so petty and time consuming and uses up energy that can best be spent elsewhere. Indifference is better. But I hate Dick Cheney. I do. I can't help it. I hate him for bringing this country down, for his complete and utter lack of understanding what this country is about, and most of all for making me unable to exorcise my hatred of him. I doubly hate him. so I repeat:


May he be conscious and alert throughout this scary, painful, exhausting ordeal. Can you FEEL yourself slowly dying, Dick?

I beg forgiveness from all thinking people. :cry:


I wonder how Liz feels? I mean, they come across like a family of the Julio-Claudian Dynasty of Roman Emperors. Frankly I'm surprised they aren't poisoning each other's booze.

[herbm]

20. Well duh, he's got no heart.