Olbermann: Special Guest Quick Comment - Sarah Palin's Left Hand

[Hissyspit]

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MSNBC Countdown w/ KEITH OLBERMANN - 8 February 2009: Special Guest 'Quick Comment'

OLBERMANN: "And now something special as promised, a guest Quick Comment, and I'll let the commentator provide their own introduction."

SARAH PALIN'S LEFT HAND: "Good evening. I'm Sarah Palin's left hand. All of us hands have been written on. But when was the last time you were written on for something that wasn't either trivia - stuff that the brain figured it was gonna forget, you know, peanut butter, gravy, Diet Dr. Pepper - or when it's not that it's something really important or complicated, like a phone number at a bar, or the answer sequence on a bio exam, or George Costanza's crib notes in bed with that girl (I really enjoyed that episode).

I mean, look at this: 'Energy, Cuts, Tax, Lift American Spirits. That ain't exactly the Gettysburg address she scribbled on me. AND. And, look. A CROSS-OUT!? A cross-out? Four things she wanted to remember and she couldn't keep them straight even after she wrote them down on me. I know, I know. I read the blogs. They're trying to defend us. 'At least it wasn't a teleprompter.' Like the boss had her acceptance speech at the convention written on her thigh or something. Remember how she complained when the prompter screwed up on her? Remember how she used the prompter throughout the campaign? Get this woman a new prompter, stat!?

I mean, if not, someday I'll open up and on the palm it will say 'Your name is Sarah.'

O.K. I can see I'm out of time, but I want to thank you for being such a good audience. Give yourselves a hand. Ha, ha. I know, old joke.

But before I go, I'd just like to end with a two-word plea to the American people:

HELP ME!"

[niyad]

1. that was hysterical

[athenasatanjesus]

10. She is the Female Stephen Colbert

Ive been suspecting this as a possibility for awhile,but now I know she's just doing parody.

[Stables2010]

13. Oh how I wish that were true

It would alleviate this mound of pitty I got sitting here for the poor stupid snowbilly.

[HeresyLives]

2. Now my ribs hurt from laughing!

[midnight]

3. What did she say to lift American spirits?

[perdita9]

4. As far as Sarah is concerned...

...the only 'real' Americans are the ones who agree with her. The rest of us don't count.

[ChicagoSuz219]

11. By 'Lift American Spirits"...

...does she mean drink American alcohol? Maybe it was a shout-out to the people playing drinking games...

[sam sarrha]

19. ...legalize Weed, $50 an ounce tax could pay off the National debt

[ChicagoSuz219]

20. Speaking of which...

...do you know if Medical marijuana is covered under any of the HCR bills?

[sam sarrha]

21. national info...>>Link

http://medicalmarijuana.procon.org/viewadditionalresource.asp?resourceID=000151

[ChicagoSuz219]

22. Interesting, but...

...is it covered?

[sam sarrha]

23. it's political suicide... it most likely will be left to each state, as it becomes more understood

and the crime rate drops where it is decriminalized it will catch on.. ag hemp will free us from foreign oil, produce a 1/2 trillion dollar business for small farmers, renovate the paper/lumber/textile/pharma industry

http://www.jackherer.com/chapters.html

[ChicagoSuz219]

25. Supposedly, Big Tobacco...

...has had names copyrighted - like Panama Red, etc. - for years.

[sam sarrha]

26. no doubt..

[babylonsister]

5. This was great! Rec'd!! nt

[Cha]

6. "My name is sarah"..

I am a palmreader:silly:

[Berry Cool]

7. I never realized she had such hairy hands.

I :loveya: Keith.

[Grassy Knoll]

8. The only thing better than tea bagging......

Is a great hand job !
Thanks Sarah.....Whew .

[Raschel]

9. I'm looking forward to Letterman tonight. He should have fun with this one!

[Divine Discontent]

12. oh my word! LOL... hysterically funny!~

[PatrynXX]

14. Actually I preferred the worst person tonight

can't believe the Senate Committee on Indian Affairs lists nothing about the disaster in South Dakota. That it has to take Countdown to point that out. WTF?? Was so pissed off I emailed that site and whitehouse.gov thanked Keith (which bounced, so I sent it to Rachel to see if that could be forwarded) and emailed the person taking care of it. Asking her if there's a paypal I can donate to. of the SCIA doesn't have a donation link they must be snorting LSD or something. Whats the point of having an indian affairs office that doesn't take care of indian affairs.

[The Animator]

15. I know I'm not the first person to comment on this but...

yeah... Sarah's got some pretty hair arms there.... and sounded a little like Triumph the insult comic dog.

[Norrin Radd]

16. You can put lipstick on a pig...

or crib notes.

[happygoluckytoyou]

17. SOCK PUPPET on left hand..... FIRST DUDE DNA on right hand....

[ginnyinWI]

18. Okay but Jon Stewart was funnier:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-8-2010/amerigasm

[Hissyspit]

24. Sure, but Comedy Central won't let the Daily Show posts on YouTube

so there is no way to post them in the Political Videos forum.