TYT: Hilarious Christian Rap Video Aims To Stop Hugs! (w/ Ana & Wes Clark Jr)

[ihavenobias]

Run time: 11:31 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daJoMRm1x4   Posted on YouTube: November 25, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: November 28, 2009 By DU Member: ihavenobias Views on DU: 5609

 
Summary: Keep in mind this clip is from the lighthearted third hour of the show, so the tone and language may not be what you're used to. Cenk, Ana and guest co-host Wes Clark Jr (i.e. General Wesley Clark's son) discuss a hilarious that aims to stop people from hugging in the regular fashion. On an unrelated note, after you watch the video check out this great new article from the magazine Fast Company (circulation 750,000):

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[20score]

1. That is too damn funny! K&R

[BobTheSubgenius]

2. Christian rap: Bringing the lulz.

"We sidehug so you don't have to."

[Mythbuster]

3. I am boycotting the "side hug" immediately!

Starting tomorrow, every girl I know that I run into is gettin' a full blown grope and squeeze FRONT hug!!:evilgrin:

[raystorm7]

8. Same here... I will be sure to give full frontals from now on :)

[burning rain]

4. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University also has a hug policy: 3-second time limit.

I kid you not.

k & r for the Young Armenian (Ana)!

[Tutankhamun]

43. I could actually deal with the 3-second rule.

I would just hug, unhug, hug, release, hug, release, in, out, in, out, in, out, repeat for a good long while until the overwhelming desire to "hug and release" leaves you all of a sudden. That three second rule isn't so bad actually! And I would be sure to praise God loudly and often during the Fallwelling.

[ihavenobias]

63. Wow.

I mean, wow.

[Loudmxr]

5. I am so confused. I know I should side hug. But I want to give singer #2 a BJ.

OMG!!! I am straight but there is this certain homo erotic thing going on that is just irresistible. Excuse me while I take a bath in Holy Water. :smoke:

[Stables2010]

6. Whats more insufferable christian pop or a Palin interview?

[AlbertCat]

26. Whats more insufferable christian pop or a Palin interview?

What's the difference?

I guess this will be MC Rove's latest hit....

[TheEuclideanOne]

7. For the sake of common decency

I will skip all of the Ana Sidehug comments running through my mind. :)

[Hissyspit]

9. That is truly sick.

So if an attractive aquaintance of mine has just found their entire family has died, I should be sure and only console them from the side?
Sick.

[Teaser]

10. I wish that Treach from Naughty by Nature would show up with his machete

sort this shit right out.

[lillypaddle]

11. Bunch of really bad singers

jumpin' around, spouting total nonsense. What a bunch of idiots.

[zeemike]

12. I guess I am just old

But in my day a "rough rider" was a particular kind of male homosexual.

[Turborama]

14. It's a brand of condom, too

These fundamentalist Christian 'rappers' fail on oh so many levels.

[ihavenobias]

58. Thanks, I didn't know that. n/t

[Stables2010]

59. in my day which is now! they are ribbed condoms

[KansDem]

64. "But in my day a 'rough rider' was a particular kind of male homosexual."

When I heard the word "rough rider," I kept thinking of Teddy Roosevelt...

[SkyDaddy7]

13. Ok, did anyone else notice...

They obviously do not know the definition of "rough rider"! :rofl:


I agree with the other post...No more side hugs for me it is full frontal from now on!

[Zambero]

21. They'll eventually grow up to be Teabaggers

It'll be a nice change of pace for these fine fellows.

[SkyDaddy7]

27. Christian Side Hug for you!

:pals:

:rofl:

Who knew we already had an emoticon here on DU for the "Christian Side Hug"!

[Barack_America]

40. I predict they'll start referring to themselves as "donkey punchers".

:kick:

The donkey is the symbol of the Democratic party, after all. It's just a matter of time.

[SkyDaddy7]

15. We actually have a "Christian Side Hug" Emotiocon on DU

:pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

16. Two things...

Did anyone else notice the "rappers" grabbing or almost grabbing their crotches? Too weird given the supposed message.

And secondly, being a Midwesterner who has also been forced to live in Orange County California at one unfortunate period of my life... Wes, you don't have to travel too far out of LA to see those signs. Fundies and their churches are pretty much schmeared evenly from coast to coast.

Let's hope this is a passing phase and more and more of these kids realize what a hypocrisy this junk really is.

[Red Knight]

17. If God wanted you to side hug

He wouldn't have given you two arms.

So there.

[FarLeftFist]

18. Is that what happened to the Children of God ?

[Turborama]

23. I was thinking it might be the kids who went to Jesus Camp n/t

[WhoIsNumberNone]

19. I agree the sirens are really funny-

-as if to imply that these clowns are some kind of outlaws (BWAHAHAHA!) but did anybody else notice what the other backing track was? It was the Imperial March from the Empire Strikes Back! You know, the one you hear in your head whenever Dick Cheney walks into a room? Okay, they didn't sample it- it's just the same notes played on a Casio keyboard.

Somebody sent me a link to this video on HuffPo a couple of days ago, and after I watched it I wasn't sure if these people were for real christians or just people mocking christians. it's getting harder and harder to tell these days...

[Tutankhamun]

20. I think the sidehug is sexy.

I'm going to start making "sidehug pron" with hot, full sideways, side-on-side, hip to hip action. I'm going to post it on my new website, "Nasty Christian sidehug sluts."

[Barack_America]

39. Seems it would be awfully easy to cop a feel.

With your arm draped over a woman's shoulders during your hot, sidehug action!

Sinful!

[Hissyspit]

44. "Roam" if you want to, roam "around the world"

Take it "hip to hip," "rockin' through the wilderness."

Idiots in the video have no clue that humans can fetishize anything and all human touching is arousal. Idiots.

[givemebackmycountry]

47. Last I checked....

Around the world was $300.00
And anything sideways was included.

[Tutankhamun]

50. Good point. In fact, not having sex, denying one's desires,

keeping them bottled up is, in fact, a sexual fetish. Whipping oneself, torture porn ("The Passion of the Christ," for example), sexual denial are all Christian sexual fetishes.

[asdjrocky]

22. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

These people need to fuck right now.

[Wetzelbill]

24. oh no

:rofl:

[AlbertCat]

25. Thank Little Baby Jesus these bro's are ON IT!

Because there's no issue more pressing to the religious community than what kind of hug you give!

(Just when you thought rap couldn't get any worse.....)

[Don Draper]

28. I can't quit laughing!

This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen on youtube......I keep watching it over and over again. So cheesy.I like how these clowns look like Jamie Kennedy's white rapper character in Malibu's most wanted.


These guys are pretty hard core LOL!

[galadrium]

29. These guys make Vanilla Ice look like Dr. Dre.

[defendandprotect]

30. Just WHAT is the threat to Christianity from people hugging . . .???

[iamthebandfanman]

33. you mite get sexually excited..

thats the only theory i can think of.

lol.

[defendandprotect]

36. Christianity = sexually perverted --

[juno jones]

56. When two crotches meet, there's the devil between 'em!

It has to do with the fetishization of touch.

In the midwest where I grew up, they already are scared shitless to touch each other. Apparently they want everybody else to share in their hang up.

[nytemare]

31. I wonder if they got John William's permission to sample the Darth Vader theme.

Probably not.

[winyanstaz]

32. ummm that was funny...in a sucky sort of way...

:P
This is just a sign of the times...the Christian Talban want to make up the rules for the rest of us to live by...
These idiots are actually saying they are going to physically assault anyone that tries to "hug them from the front" and use their gang to do it too.
Lock these sick puppies up and get them some mental help fast.

[knitter4democracy]

34. That's even crazier than the stuff we were told in chapel in college.

I'll never forget the preacher who said that french kissing was oral sex since it simulated the sex act. He got laughed at so badly that he could hardly continue, and his whole sermon went downhill from there. Still, if he'd said this side hug crap, there's no way anyone would've heard what he was saying for the rest of chapel.

[BrklynLiberal]

35. There is nothing left for The Onion to parody. Reality has become so absurd that

no parody could outdo it.

This is not even funny. It is disgustingly absurd. Kind of scary.

I get the weird feeling that these folks are living in another plane of reality.....

[Enrique]

37. i normally don't like rap, but this one's ok

:sarcasm:

[Barack_America]

38. Now we have RWers calling themselves "rough riders" and "teabaggers"...

What overtly sexual phrase will the sexually-repressed use to describe themselves next? The "bare-backers"? Perhaps the "donkey punchers", in reference to their hatred of the Democratic party?

[Mythbuster]

41. I can still grab a girl's butt with a side hug too...

Wonder if they thought about that! :smoke:

[alp227]

42. "So terrible and so good at the same time" Yeah i agree with Cenk

Another reason to avoid religion: It spins everything to insanity. How old are side hugs versus regular hugs in human history for crying out loud?

I don't know what's worse, this rap song or the 100s of "sexular" rap songs that get blasted out of cars driving through the hood that use the F-word and other slang to an infinite end.

[lame54]

48. this rap song

[alp227]

49. This is worse just because of the religious undertone, eh?

Personally I also find a lot of contemporary Christian music to make Britney Spears sound like Petula Clark! CCM is just so watered and dumbed down.

[unapatriciated]

45. .

[mackerel]

51. A friend sent me this a couple of days ago. I thought it was

a put on but apparently it's very real.

I'll take my full on frontal atheist hug now.

[lame54]

46. This is a rough rider...

[Hissyspit]

53. 'Rough Rider' Urban Dictionary:

1. rough rider

1: a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2: Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse

2. Rough Rider

n., Adj., (sexual): A person who excels in sex, a good lay, a ride, a sex god.

[Hissyspit]

52. Does anyone understand what they say in response when the guy chants "Democratic shift in the"

"Congress, Democratic shift in the Congress."

Extra points for anyone who has any idea what that has to do with anything the song is about.

Here's a higher quality version where you can hear the lyrics better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc&feature=related

You can hear the gunshots at the end, too.

This has to be a parody. Someone tell me this is a parody.

http://egconference.org

http://www.egconference.org/media

http://www.flickr.com/photos/egconference/3013610555/

[ihavenobias]

65. Thanks for the links. n/t

[Joanne98]

54. Don't Christians ever think about anything but sex?

[Arctic Dave]

55. Rough Rider - English Beat

Great song's the Rough Rider y'know
Run like a Spider
Run like a Tiger

She was a rough rider
A strong whiner
Who start to whine 'n whiney
I had a hard night
Last night

Lord, me feel so broke up today
Lord, me feel so broke up today
Lord, me feel so mash up today
She was a rough rider
A cool stroker
A winding bush

She chop di wood
Me had a hard night
Last night

Yeah, alright
She was a rough rider
A rough rider

She brought me home me take off my jeans beside her
Me take off me jeans and she starting to scream
Take off me knickers and she say "good thing!"
But the brand new thing is a war
Say what the brand new thing is blood
Me say I take her inna bed and then she run like she red
Should have been dead and then a some brrr, A war

?

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza

Then good enough to
Good enough to go den good thing!

You rub-a-dub-dub
You rub it all around
You rub it all down
You rub it on the ground

Yeah (exclamations)

Well, I don't know what to say
You see me yesterday
And I don't know what to say
If you speak to me today

She was rough rider (rough rider)
With solid riddim
I say solid like this
She whine and push
I see you whine and grine till you feel alright

She had a hard night
She had a hard night
Last night
Last night, was the finals, I ride right through you
Yeah
Last night
I say bosoms and give me love and unity
And what about humanity
Tonight
Last night I asked you to ride
Tonight
I was to you

(exclamations)

[scentopine]

57. Jesus asks - "I died on a cross for this shit?" -nt

[Joe Bacon]

60. OH, if ONLY The Gong Show was still around!

Just the thought of Jaye P. Morgan gonging these clowns and what she would say... :rofl:

[Mythbuster]

61. The more I've thought about the "Side Hug"

The more disturbed I am by it... and I'm also unclear on the rules, so someone help me out. Now I understand I can't frontal hug a girl because that may arouse me because my parts got too close to her parts. But... what if I hug a guy? Or even more confusing, what about a family member?? I personally don't think frontal hugging an aunt or grandmother will make my "privates" tingle as The Church Lady would say. What about hugging your children??? OMG!!! If you frontal hug your child, are you a closet pedophile waiting to burst out of your skin??? :rofl: :rofl:

This is one of the craziest things I've heard in a long time. I'll be paying extra special attention from now on to see who Sarah "Church Lady" Palin Side Hugs, and who she Front Hugs. Obviously the Side Hug didn't quite catch on with one of her offspring.

[democracy1st]

62. Kick