Today Now: Little 8 year old Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

[MrObama]

Run time: 02:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4   Posted on YouTube: September 24, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: November 23, 2009 By DU Member: MrObama Views on DU: 1162

 
8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.

[sunnybrook]

1. Is this the Onion

Are they serious?

[YOY]

3. Yes and no.

n.t.

[Selatius]

2. According to the scroller on the bottom, he hopes to use dad's powerdrill on the next burglar.

He should be working for the Interior Ministry in Baghdad. The guy's got some potential. In 45 years, he could run for presidency. Imagine someone like that running the executive. Future campaign slogan: First you've had despotic, now try psychotic! :silly:

:silly: "I want the blood." :silly:

[imdjh]

4. "world's oldest attractive woman celebrates 48th birthday..."

[hmorehead]

5. I am getting soooo tired of the tired old onion.

[Systematic Chaos]

6. Sounds to me like you're just old and tired.

:shrug:

[hmorehead]

8. Which, of course, only emphesizes just how old and tired Onion is.

[Systematic Chaos]

9. Yeah, well, what I said was meant to be an observation rather than an insult anyway.

I'm 40 going on 78 and tired either from not enough sleep -- or too much -- pretty much all the time.

:P

[Jester Messiah]

7. Uhh... yikes?

I think the kid has real-life mixed up with an FPS. Rule of thumb kiddo... no killing unless you're using a game controller to do it!