Dick Cheney For Dummies

[Britethorn]

Run time: 02:54 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSMJ6lgSkg   Posted on YouTube: May 22, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: May 22, 2009 By DU Member: Britethorn Views on DU: 910

 
This is a translation of Dick Cheney's Terrorism Speech for The Politically Impaired.

[IntravenousDemilo]

1. "Dick Cheney For Dummies" -- now THAT is a redundant phrase if ever I heard one.

He's such a vile, germy bag of pus, but a lot of fools were still dumb enough to vote for him.

Sometimes I wish he'd get a heart transplant, just so when the announcement was made, I could say "You mean IMPLANT."

[Britethorn]

2. Heartless

I got an idea the other day to write a parody of The Wizard of OZ with Dick as the Evil Tin Man.

[IntravenousDemilo]

3. If you do it, I'll watch. n/m

[happygoluckytoyou]

4. dick 'THE DICK' cheney.... didn't you LOSE.... isn't it time to go build yourself a library ? ? ?? ?

if you want to rescue the country, why don't you go home and stick your finger in a dyke?

[Britethorn]

5. Library

Who would want his library?