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I tend to think it MUST be a real story.
Because, honestly, if The Right were going to concoct a story to promote this theme (you know, that "white women are under attack")... I don't think they would have been able to be this restrained. Think about it.
Right away, off the top of my head, I think they would have gone in a different direction casting the victim role, for one thing. Probably slightly younger-looking. Or perhaps a "special needs" girl of some kind, to segue nicely into Palin's platform of helping people in that area. If they could somehow work in an allergy with pork, that would work well as a tie-in to McCain's pork-barrel fetish. (Although, on second thought, qualms with pork might sound too Jewish for their targeted demographic on this -- so scrap that last bit.)
And, rather than simply produce a victimized girl, they would have swung for the fences by having the girl go missing. That's key. Women are mistreated every day for thousands of knucklehead reasons, and news networks don't seem to particularly care. But if it's a missing girl (who happens to be white)... that's when the media comes a-runnin'. Missing White Girls are the new High Speed Police Chases. It's TV gold. So they'd have had the girl go missing for a few days to suck all the media in, and then they "rescue" the girl with just enough time to tell us her tragic story that makes us all want to vote against Obama.
I'm thinking the rescue scenario would culminate with a good old High Speed Police Chase in primetime. Perhaps punctuated by Sarah Palin assisting with some sharpshooting from a helicopter piloted by John McCain. Or is that too much?
Also, it would play better if they got rid of the whole "she got attacked because she supported McCain" angle. The far better move here is to say that these Obama thugs attacked first and asked questions later (or never really asked any at all), that for all they knew they might have been attacking a fellow Obama supporter. That would work well. "My mind wasn't made up before," she might say, "but they settled it for me. I'm now voting for John McCain, and you should too."
So, no, it CAN'T be a phony story. If it were, they wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to make it much more outlandish.
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