Onion News Network -- Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

[johnfunk]

Run time: 02:12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siM6CPniUgU   Posted on YouTube: October 09, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: October 12, 2008 By DU Member: johnfunk Views on DU: 855

 
... because it's the weekend and you need a laugh.

And is it just me, or does the Onion News Network have by a wide margin the way-coolest, newsiest cable news music theme ever?

[Voice for Peace]

1. Very good!

Well done

[notadmblnd]

2. Don't forget to check on your elderly relatives .....

to see if they made pies and need help eating them :rofl:

[Spiffarino]

3. And to think I almost took a drive today

I opened my blinds for a few minutes this morning and, here the Blue Ridge Mountains, I am dismayed to report large patches of yellow and orange leaves, heightened squirrel activity and a preponderance of golfers in puffy pants.

[livelongandprosper]

4. UN appologizes for accidentally air-dropping 3000 tons of broken glass

:rofl: :rofl:

[MindMatter]

5. Please, stay on the alert for falling pumpkins

[MindMatter]

6. This just in: Obama runs some scathingly constructive ads against McCain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPTB7-ecDC8&feature=user

[sce56]

7. Increasing number of literate Starbucks employees a sign of worsening economy

I have to remember to get a paper edition copy of that Onion next time I'm in Santa Monica!