Brain to Nowhere

[susanbanks44]

Run time: 02:49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdCYlHVC70   Posted on YouTube: September 28, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: September 30, 2008 By DU Member: susanbanks44 Views on DU: 1798

 
I been busy saying “Thanks, but no thanks” to the bridge to nowhere
Shootin’ moose & skinnin’ grizzly bears
Bannin’ books in public schools
And teachin’ ‘bout creation
Stylin’ a beehive in my hair

Vote for Palin-McCain! He’s a maverick, I’m the Brain… Brain To Nowhere

I been keepin’ tabs on Russia
From my front porch with binocklers
I’m expert in Homeland Security
I been applicatin’ lipstick
on peculiar kinds of critters
To learn what makes ‘em
different than me

I been carefully explainin’
No such thing as global warmin’
Teachin’ teens to cross their legs & pray
Though polar bears are drownin’
And my high school kid is knocked up
Reality will not stand in my way!

When Grampy’s pants get damp, he’s gonna need someone to change ‘em
And I’m the Veep
on whom he can depend
‘Cause change is what I’m all about
The perfect backup maverick
Ready when he goes ‘round the bend

There’s a lotta shakin’ up to do
To fix the old red, white and blue
So put your trust in my IQ
I’ll be…
Your Brain to Nowhere

http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=23890

[countingbluecars]

1. Funny!

I got a real kick out of that.

[Seldona]

2. "Brain to nowhere!"

Be stuck in my head all night. heh

[applegrove]

3. Love it.