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First.........
Fill a tumbler with ice, add 1 oz Vodka, 1 oz Kahlua and 2 oz Milk, stir, sprinkle with Ground Nutmeg, serve with a Stirrer.
DO NOT DRINK THIS ONE... PUT IT ACROSS THE TABLE FROM YOU AND STARE AT IT.
Second.......
Combine 4.0 fl. oz. of Cola 1 small scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream Half a teaspoon of Strawberry Syrup 2 Snake Lollies in a cocktail shaker with the ice, shake, strain into a martini glass, garnish with a Slice of Lemon.
DRINK THIS ONE WHILE STARING AT THE OTHER ONE
You are now having a SARAH PALIN (a witch’s brew staring at a white Russian)
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Sarah crams for the debate, to smarten her
Poll numbers just serve to dishearten her
She might still be winning
If she stuck to moose skinning
Instead of f’ing her husband’s ex-partener
McCain’s express bus is in DRIVE
At the white house he hopes to arrive
With advice economical
From experience rather comical
As number 4 of the Keating FIVE
We thought John’d hide from the fight
Pretending to do what is “right”
Sarah sounds like a clown
Their numbers go down
Faster than Sarah on prom night
The polls for McCain keep getting worse
And for Ms Palin, the pig-with-a-purse
The loss would be greater
If they’d let us debate her
And I’d be stuck without ending this verse
Bush hid from the conference “it’s stormin’”
With no record on finance or global warmin’
Or defense or war
Or anything more
Than a skuzzy cheap hotel doorman
We haven’t heard from Cheney in weeks
His undisclosed location now reeks
He’s reading the email
Of real male and fe-male
To blackmail and protect his butt-cheeks
Check out the lastest Enquirer
If she wasn’t elected you’d fire her
He hubby’s partner Bob
Getting blown on the job
Made the FIRST DUDE sorry he ever hired her
Laura Bush says “sarah’s stupid but can learn”
Proven when Sarah gave in to yearn
It’s really quite crude
For the cuckholded FIRST dude
Who will have to wait for his in-turn
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