How to "Speak Democrat"

[PM7nj]

Run time: 03:46 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EcQ03qRE1s   Posted on YouTube: June 20, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: June 23, 2008 By DU Member: PM7nj Views on DU: 1469

 
What an asshole. He really wasted the House's time for this?

[OwnedByFerrets]

1. WTG asshole..nt

[jimshoes]

2. How is it that this nudnik

didn't get booed off the floor? What a needledick.

[The Wielding Truth]

3. BushCo" Let's make sure they get their propaganda at cspan"

How stupidly obvious is this corporate mind control? How easy it is to spoon feed this stuff through their surrogate lackeys! They will tell the country that your mother or kids are terrorists then ask you to abandon them.

My-Oh-My...

These artificial Representatives are twisted and sick. The really bad thing is that they do this all the time. I don't remember when I have seen a "republican" congressperson speak and unprogramed word that actually considered the good of the general public.

[Creationismsucks]

4. The Newspeak Dictionary

Here it is folks:

Purest newspeak that outstrips anything in Orwell. All delivered as the lamest comedy. But the delivery doesn't matter. I can't believe how low politics in America, especially the Republican party, has sunk. This is just the lowest, most immature, underhanded, intellectually dishonest, morally bankrupt WASTE of taxpayer time and money imaginable. This kind of speech is an insult to this guy's office. Like so many in his party, he should be drummed out of office immediately.

What a complete, filthy, foul-smelling diseased C*** of a man (you all know the word --think Ciny McCain).

[DUlover2909]

5. He's wrong on so many levels there is no point in even arguing with him.

Try arguing with Archie Bunker.

[underpants]

6. This moron gets their wrong talking point wrong

It's not supposed to be the 1970's (unless he is trying to illicite the Carter administration) it is supposed to be the 1960's- you know school integration, civil rights, uprising of the youth (the middle class youth), and feminism.

One of the big themes of the '04 election was to keep the longhairs last chance at the White House (Kerry) out by keeping the establishment guy in (Bush).

and carrot cake they really still hate liberals for the 60's and the carrot cake thing

[DRex]

7. Wow. Not only was that a complete waste of time,

but it was supremely unintelligent. You get the impression that when he says "I yeild back" at the end that he expects some stirring round of applause or hysterical laughter. Pathetic.

Who is this guy? How did he ever get elected to anything?

Just think: his constituents paid him for the time it took to create this ridiculous farce. Can you imagine how embarrassed you would be if that was your dad or husband?

I just can't get over how f'in stupid this guy is. It would be funny if America wasn't in such dire straits.

[stlsaxman]

8. this guy is a scum sucking pig.

[Hulk]

9. This is "clever repug fascist " talk....

This is probably funny to neocons, repugs and fascist party members. They enjoy seeing their congressmen involved in making flow charts and graphs to show their sad humor at mocking the opposition. How clever.

If this asshole was my representative, I'd be on the phone right now to yell in his moronic ear drum how pissed I am that he is wasting my time and the time of the Congress in insulting the opposition party and trying to promote blatant spin and bullshit to the public at hand.

What an idiot. He has NO BUSINESS in congress. This idiot should be doing "stand up" at a comedy club some place in lower Scranton, New Jersey.

What a f*cking idiot.

Hey dip shit, did anyone laugh or applaud? How about, did anyone throw rotten tomatoes?

[King Bacon Fat]

10. From the Congressional Record on July 22, 2004...

"We hear the hypocrites in this country say that Saddam was a bad man, but the United States should not have taken him from power. I ask them to say that to the Iraqi victims' faces. For those people who believe America is the greatest threat to peace in the world, I ask them never to show their faces in public again."

His district's about 35-40 minutes away from where I live. I'm sure glad I am where I am.

[sasquatch]

11. This guy couldn't spot a socialist if Karl Marx bit him on the ass

[gateley]

12. The Republicans say

Climate Change. Translation: Global Warming.

Energy Exploration: Translation: Drilling for Oil

[LiberalFighter]

13. Democrats should do a "Speak Thaddeus McCotter" piece on the guy.

[progdonkey]

14. maybe it's because I'm a little drunk...

but this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

But, isn't wrong to be laughing at the mentally handicapped?

I thought I was going to be angry, but it was just so stupid. Just take out any word from any sentence and put in your own completely unrelated word and of course it's going to sound bad. :rofl:

[Seldona]

15. What an absolute nimrod!

Hell the repulican't party SPECIALIZES in doublespeak. Who are they to talk? Here is to hoping some enterprising Democrat comes up with a list for republican'ts. It's not like it would take long.

[zeos3]

16. WTF!!!

You've got to be fucking kidding me! I'm not to clear on the rules in the House so can someone please explain to me how this douche gets to waste everyone's time with juvenile bullshit?

:puke:

Never mind I just purged no longer need to hear about the inner workings of Congress.

BTW, I was king of 3rd grade taunting, please tell me how I can get a job like this guy (don't give me that "election" BS) so I can elevate the debate on the House floor to the 3rd grade level.

[The Wizard]

17. His constituents

are being taxed without representation, but that's their business.