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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:28 PM
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Holy crap! Curses of all curses! I'm coming back as an elephant!
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:31 PM
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1. I'm a zebra.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:33 PM
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2. I should have been a donkey damn it!
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:51 AM
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39. What? No bears???

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:13 PM
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44. Tooooo cute!
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Dragon Turtle Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:34 PM
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3. A parrot
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:36 PM
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4. Want a cracker?
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:37 PM
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5. A giraffe
Almost 30% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:38 PM
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7. That is what it said to me too. Do you have a long neck? lol
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:39 PM
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8. No, but my room mate LOVES giraffes
that might be an omen! :scared:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:40 PM
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10. LOL
Hope you like your roommate.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:00 AM
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60. you and me both!
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:38 PM
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6. RrrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrr!
I will be a TIGER.
I hope that I am not extinct by the time I get there....
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:40 PM
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9. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr. Remember that silly guy on
the commercial doing the tiger. I used to fall out every time it came on. Can't remember what he was advertising.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:41 PM
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11. A Lion
:bounce:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:42 PM
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15. Lions are my favorite next to donkeys. Wonder if anyone is a donkey yet.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:15 AM
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47. Me, too. Figures I'll come back as a cat. lot
:hi:
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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:41 PM
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12. I'm a gorilla. Why just animals?
Can't I come back as a better person?

"Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."

I don't think I want to be a gorilla.... Complain, gripe, moan. (LOL!)
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:43 PM
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16. Don't know. LOL Gorillas are nice. They are very intelligent.
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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:56 PM
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24. Thanks for this thread, by the way. I needed a smile.
:) :hug:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:03 AM
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28. Glad to help you out there former repuke.
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 12:04 AM by lonestarnot
You have a good evening.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:26 PM
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45. a gorilla
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:09 AM
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46. Are you in the mist madokie?
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:10 AM
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67. Yup
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:41 PM
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13. Zebra n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:43 PM
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17. like mw dem
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antigone382 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:41 PM
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14. The elephant is a noble and intelligent creature.
It isn't this animal's fault that it has been co-opted as a symbol of such base and ignorant representatives of humanity as modern-day Republican politicians.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:44 PM
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19. shsssshew. I feel better already. I love elephants too. I just posted
the other day, how sorry I felt for the elephants.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:44 PM
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18. Aaaa rrrrrrrrrooooooooo!
Hey there little Red Riding Hood, you sure are lookin' good...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:45 PM
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20. WTF?
:rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:46 PM
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21. It's a wooool f
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:47 PM
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22. A horse
Only 20% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:53 PM
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23. RRRrr hhhhhrrrrr. Lays ears back. Nips a hole in your shirt.
Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 11:53 PM by lonestarnot
Happened to me.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:39 AM
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52. Ditto.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:47 AM
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55. Me too! n/t
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scipian Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:56 PM
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25. A wolf?
Geuss I'm a wolf. A loner, what not.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:05 AM
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30. Wolves are pack animals.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:58 PM
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26. Tiger.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:04 AM
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29. Me too Purrrrrrrrrr....
meow...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:06 AM
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31. I taught I taw some putty tats.
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MelissaB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:49 AM
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56. I"m a tiger, too!
:hi: to all my fellow tigers.
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PatrioticLeftie Donating Member (909 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 11:59 PM
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27. A Rhino am I
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 12:00 AM by PatrioticLeftie
Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:06 AM
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32. Ever see those dung beatles under the flow? eeeeeeeeeeewwww
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:20 AM
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33. a lion--and I love the big cats.
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nonconformist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:41 AM
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34. I'm a Rhino
:cry:
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 12:48 AM
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35. Interesting that they're all animals in danger of extinction
Will there be any left by the time reincarnation takes place? :-(
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 01:49 AM
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36. I answered everthing like I'm Tom DeLay
Pretended I was a totally shallow creep:

A snake

More than 82% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
Don't worry, though. It's never too late to improve the way you live your life.
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laundry_queen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 01:55 AM
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37. A wolf.
Interesting. There were a few questions where I needed a 'none of the above'. Fun quiz though.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 02:09 AM
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38. It says I'll be a panda
I suppose it's a step up. :D
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OzarkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:05 AM
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62. Me, too!
I guess that's a good thing!
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W_HAMILTON Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:05 AM
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40. Peacock
Almost 43% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.


********************************************

At least I'll be pretty :)
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Lumily Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:14 AM
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41. I'm a peacock too.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:19 AM
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42. I'm an elephant too. I can handle that. I like elephants. In fact I like
them so much, I'm pissed that the GOP uses them as their symbol.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:00 PM
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43. I've been pissed about that for a looooooooooong time! Poor elephants.
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:17 AM
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48. A Bear! Sweet!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:28 AM
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51. Right on they're not extinct!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:19 AM
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49. Elephant? That's good!
Youy can bury your enemies under plant debris and pee on the whole mess.

That's what elephants do when they're pissed but don't want to kill ya.

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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:22 AM
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50. Horse.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:40 AM
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53. Now how can you be two critters at once?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:05 AM
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I was responding to the elephant person. I an equine. Through & through!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:08 AM
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64. Poor us. Holding us out as something we're not.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:35 AM
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73. SO true. I am a Chicagoan posing as a Sugar Lander and furthermore
Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 09:36 AM by elehhhhna
am really, really, deep down, a giraffe.

And YOU, lonestar?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:05 AM
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63. I was responding to the elephant person. I an equine. Through & through!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:47 AM
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54. I lion.
Y'all better not pissed me off!
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:56 AM
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57. Lion here n/t
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 08:59 AM
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58. I'm a wolf.
Meet the new life same as the old life.
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:00 AM
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59. Octopus?
n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:09 AM
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65. The ocean intellectual.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:01 AM
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61. Republicans aren't really elephants - more like mastodons.
:D

Zebra for me
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:09 AM
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66. Stripety stripe stripety stripe.
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:19 AM
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69. a chimp...
"Only 11% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:19 AM
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70. Hey! I'm an elephant.
don't alert the mods, m'kay?

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:21 AM
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71. ewww I won't tell.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:11 AM
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68. I'm a tiger.
But my husband already knew that. :evilgrin:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:21 AM
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72. That's funny.
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