Who should replace Scott McClellan?

[KnaveRupe]

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Bartcop.

That would liven up the press conferences.
www.bartcop.com

[Swede]

2. This guy.

[Craig3410]

3. Seconded!

:)

[brainshrub]

5. Thirded!

Is "thirded" even a word? In a world were the president uses "decider" does anyone care?

[KnaveRupe]

6. Heh. Bagdad Bob has too much credibility. n/t

[madrchsod]

12. hmmmm... you maybe right

plus i always figured baghdad bob knew his job was bullshit and scotty didn`t

[madrchsod]

9. he`s my guy

and i think he`s a christian...

[DBoon]

15. My vote too!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=964959&mesg_id=964959

[brainshrub]

4. Harris will soon need the money:

Her campaign is imploding and she plans to use her inheritance on a vainglorious Senate run:



Press secretary would be the perfect job for her.

[marmar]

7. Gannon/Gluckert...

Then reporters could access the press conferences via his website....for a fee, of course! :hide:

[maveric]

8. Dennis Miller

[CanuckAmok]

10. Other: A large bag of frozen peas.

Nobody would even notice the change.

[sheelz]

11. Ugh! Check this out...

Fair & Balanced White House?

Finally, total synchronicity. Fox News and the White House are merging into one entity. Well, not really.

CNN just reported that a few weeks ago new White House chief of staff Josh Bolten asked Fox News's Tony Snow if he would be interested in replacing Scott McClellan as White House press secretary. CNN did not report whether Snow responded affirmatively and Snow refused to comment publicly. Funny how his website boasts of "The Power of Fox. The Connections of Snow."

http://www.thenation.com/blogs/notion?bid=15

[callous taoboy]

13. An inanimate carbon rod.....

[madrchsod]

16. look the whitehouse has a warehouse full of press secretaries in china!

well these are graphite....

[madrchsod]

14. hell let`s go for a total distortion of reality.........

http://www.marycarey.com/

[dancingme]

17. What about Harriet Miers

I think Harriet should be on the list for press secretary

[longship]

18. A life-sized cardboard cut-out of Scott McClellan.

Just prop it up behind the lectern. It won't make any difference to the information that the WH press corps receives.

[TexasProgresive]

19. That'll work-

Just add a tape on a loop saying, " I cannot discuss and on going investigation."

[0rganism]

22. hehe -- I just got a flashback to that scene from "Real Genius"...

There's this lecture class that students start tape recording so they don't have to attend, first it's one guy leaving his portable tape recorder, then more and more, and eventually the entire class has been replaced by cassette recorders. Then, at the end of the sequence, the prof leaves a big reel-to-reel tape deck up front to do the lecture. One of the best running jokes in an '80s flick, IMHO.

[Swamp Rat]

20. Jeff Gannon, and they must play "It's Raining Men" every time he speaks

in public. :D

[derby378]

21. ME!!

I'll stand up there at the podium and give you the "no-bullshit" version.