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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:12 AM
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Poll question: Which event was worse?
Humanity really is just a freak show. It's been downhill since day one.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:15 AM
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1. The birth of Barbara Bush
and the fact that she wasn't instantly sterilized.

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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:48 AM
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6. I concur! n/t
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:17 AM
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2. When they started calling the Planets "Gods", then narrowed em down
to one cranky old invisible man with an unhealthy obsession over people's sex lives.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:48 AM
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7. LOL, succinct and priceless! n/t
PB
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kahleefornia Donating Member (530 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:20 AM
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3. I think tool use did us in. nt
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:21 AM
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4. Which ever ooze of goo created the first bush. nt
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:44 AM
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5. I'm with Douglas Adams ('cept for the "dead" part)
Opening to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:59 AM
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8. Humanity is a beautiful transcendent thing
And, at the same time, full of small minded mean spirited nasty jerks.

The same species that made Van Gogh and William Shakespeare and Duke Ellington also gave us Aushwitz and Anthrax and George W. Bush.

I got no time for the person who believes the human race is perfect and I got no time for the person who says the human race is nothing but shit.

But to each their own.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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