What is Don Imus' "white hot secret news"?

[medeak]

that he can't talk about until announced in a week?

Oh... it couldn't be Fitz news could it? (wishful thinking)

[acmejack]

1. That Tom & Katie are naming the baby

L. Ronette Cruise

[rfranklin]

2. He has a new Imus Ranch BBQ sauce that's also a toilet cleanser...

When you take a crap it leaves the bowl sparkling--and its environmentally safe!

[malaise]

3. Now I'll have to buy

the keyboard cleaner. Damn that was funny.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sendero]

6. I think..

.... you've nailed it.

The only white hot news coming from Imus will be of his passing, and even that isn't all that hot.

[stlsaxman]

4. That Danny Goldberg is giving Imus EVERY time slot on Air America Radio.

"Imus In The Morning", then "Imus In The Mid-morning", "Imus At Noon", "Imus In The Afternoon", "Dinner With Imus", "Imus In The Evening", "Prime-Time Imus", "Stay Up Late With The I-man"... "Imus Through The Night"...

CEO of AAR, Danny Goldberg's favorite radio show is "The I-Man". His greatest desire is to have Imus on AAR 24/7-365 on every single AAR affiliate in the world (and Armed Forces Radio).

Just ask Marc Maron... ;)

[GeorgeGist]

5. A new shipment of coke?

[mcscajun]

7. Sounds much smaller...like he's inked a deal with Satellite Radio

Or some such.

"Until announced in a week..." he can't talk about it. Pretty standard entertainment-speak for, it's not my place to announce...but DAMN, I'm excited.

[paparush]

8. That he found his ass with both hands.... Film at Eleven.

[medeak]

9. bragged to Lou Dobbs re new info

like a moran..I know something you don't know. That's what made me think it wasn't toilet cleaner... snort!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. More importantly, who cares. Will his making this announcement

gain him another 3 listeners to go with his 11 remaining ones?

[itzamirakul]

11. That he is replacing Scott McClellan...eom

[BiggJawn]

12. That he got an Erection.

Hey, it's probably been years. *I'D* be excited if it was me!

[Lostnote06]

13. I hope it's concerning Electronic Voting.......