Freeper email on Myspace:

[dorktv]

I make it pretty clear on my profile I do not like Republicans...so I was amused to get this:

Well guess what Democrat, I don't like Liberals.
You're not a Democrat, you're a Liberal.....
People with t-shirts that have a W crossed out, Liberal.
People who have 300 bumperstuckers on their car, Liberal.
People who drive hybrid vehicles, usually Liberal.
People who are scrubby looking, usually Liberal.
Please don't refer to yourself as a Democrat, you're not a Democrat...You're a LIBERAL
cya Liberal.
Greg (Republican) California

Has he been told that Democrats are mostly liberal?

[valerief]

1. What does scrubby looking mean? n/t

[opiate69]

3. What does scrubby looking mean/

Pretty much like this:

[opiate69]

5. Or this:

[valerief]

12. Mmm, hot! In a nasty one-night-stand kind of way. n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Ugh...I have that guy's outfit.

The rolling rock shirt and the camo shorts. However, I look more like this...



I'm drinking a can of Corona in the picture though.

[opiate69]

18. Now THAT'S a good looking progressive.

But, Corona in a can? I don't think I've ever seen that..

:toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. It was the only time I ever saw it.

I was in Hawaii at the time. Maybe it's a Hawaiian thing??? We couldn't bring glass bottles on the boat though, so we picked that up at the convenience store by the marina.

[ThatsMyBarack]

25. You and I....

....could pass for twins (except you're skinnier). :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Well they say everyone has a twin. nt

[MadisonProgressive]

27. Hubba hubba! Nice legs! (nice can too)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Thanks.

Unfortunately, they never tan. In Hawaii and without sunscreen half the time (I know it's bad) my legs were still white by the end of the trip. My upperbody tans, but I stay blindingly white from the waist down. Fortunately, I also don't burn.

[MadisonProgressive]

37. I'm sure your hubby doesn't mind at all!

Not burning is great. I never burn because if I out in the sun I turn into a lobster. So I just stay in the shade or put on a thick sheet of SPF 64.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. I'm a single lesbian. So there's no hubby to worry about.

My father was 100% black Irish and he would get dark tan. My mother is half Irish and she burns if she gets near the sun, along with my sister. So I got the lucky genes. I'm not quite sure how I'm related to my mother, because I look and act just like my dad did.

[MadisonProgressive]

46. Sorry! You sure you're not BI?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Nope pretty positive.

Tried some guys in college because they were there, but nope, just girls for me.

[AllieB]

49. His poor wife

:puke:

Well, if he has a real wife and not a blow-up doll.

[valerief]

6. Seriesly, I think the moran meant scruffy. n/t

[madeline_con]

16. Scrubby, scruffy, whatever.

Same look, like the two winners in the pics. I'm scrubby & scruffy when I'm not at work. At work, I'm casual. :hi:

[valerief]

Yes, I guess either will do per Merriam Webster

Scrubby
1 : inferior in size or quality : STUNTED <scrubby cattle>
2 : covered with or consisting of scrub
3 : SHABBY, PALTRY

Scruffy
Etymology: English dialect scruff something worthless
: UNKEMPT, SLOVENLY, SHAGGY

I, myself, am covered with scrub when not at work.

[liberalhistorian]

22. I always love it when that pic

is posted here! I started on DU right around that time, so it's one of the first "in-board" jokes I knew from here. Would you believe that some freepers think that Mr. Moran in the pic is actually a mole, a Dem meant to make freepers look bad? They just cannot accept that anyone on their side can be that dumb, lol.

[madeline_con]

28. "... the pic is actually a mole..."

Lame-o.

[liberalhistorian]

32. Yeah, I know,

it's lamer than a two-legged deer and older than moon rocks, but what else do you expect from freeps? :evilgrin:

[Catrina]

34. What's a 'bumperstucker'?

[MadisonProgressive]

2. You may be a liberl, but he's a MORAN!!

[dorktv]

11. you are making me thirsty for kool aid...I think I have some

Pink Swimingo left. I love that but they no longer make it. :cry:

[BlooInBloo]

17. I just made some Strawberry Starfruit!

lol

:toast:

[MadMaddie]

4. What a dumb ass....

Greg seems to have drunk the kkkoolaid....can't believe he hasn't figured out most Dems are liberals and proud of it.....

Did you ask him what he thought a Democrat was? I suppose that question would stump him.....

[TAPat]

7. Nah, just "scrub" him! nt

[dorktv]

8. No I said that makes you what? Stupid?

And to not be so sterotypically Republican.

[MadMaddie]

20. Bwah...haw..haw...that's a better question than I came up with!!

:rofl:

[dorktv]

24. I actually thought it was not a good retort but now I am thinking...

yes it was!

[silverweb]

9. Astounding ignorance.

He's equating political party with ideology... and making extremely broad generalizations about each.

Anybody with more than two functioning brain cells knows that's invalid.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Email him back and tell him you don't like stupid people

there's enough points in his email to use

[dorktv]

14. I already told him I disliked Republicans...is that not kind of

redundant?

[EstimatedProphet]

40. Good point, but since he's Republican...you have to be redundant

otherwise he won't get it.

[dorktv]

42. well he has not responded so I think he got my point.

[Skip Intro]

15. a pavlov dog salivating at high rotation of rushbo

just a guess

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Wow, he spelled "you're" correctly.

Unusual for a freeper.

[Vinnie From Indy]

21. I would write back

and tell him that you are in good company. Our founding fathers were liberals. I would also tell him that unfortunately the only thing that prevents him from becoming a liberal too is that he must first work on getting his IQ above 50.

[dorktv]

23. And be responsible for his death by exploding head?

[carolinalady]

30. This is what I saw today and this is my reply to "Greg"and his

kind.

Today as I was going to pick up my child from a car wash he was participating in to pay for a trip his church youth group was going to take, A small truck suddenly pulled out in front of me on a 55 highway. He was coming from our local 'adult' store-you know the kind with the XXX movies and smut toys? Well I was ticked but continued behind him since I was going to be making a right turn. As we approached the stoplight we slowed and I was able to read his bumper stickers. Half of them were just conservative bullshit but what really got me was the other half. All talking about having Jesus in your life. I cracked up!

So my response: people who have support our troops and Jesus stickers on their bumper as they pull away from sex stores, aren't Republican neocon freaks, they are just FREAKS!

[MadMaddie]

33. Great Repsonse...Carolinalady

:rofl:

[Iris]

35. And being a LIBERAL is bad because?

None of those things is all that bad and really, you could find Republicans who meet at least 2 of these requirements (scrubby and multiple bumper sticker), so why didn't Greg (Republican) California tell us what these things are so bad?

[dorktv]

36. I do not think he really was doing more then trying to get me to

be all logical and waste and afternoon justifying myself. And why would I bother doing that?

[Iris]

38. oh, you mean this a-hole sent this to you?

What a fucktard.

[dorktv]

39. yes he did. But as I said...why bother justifying myself to someone

like this?

[Iris]

41. exactly. He needs to get a life not waste yours!

[dorktv]

43. Yep, so instead I put more music on my iTunes.

[Iris]

44. good for you! I hope you are enjoying them!

[Seabiscuit]

47. Tit for tat:

Well guess what Republican, I don't like Morons.
You're a Republican, that makes you a Moron.
People too stuck up to wear a t-shirt, Moron.
People who have 3 bumperstickers on their car (pseudo-Xtian fish, yellow ribbon, W), Moron.
People who drive SUVs, monster trucks and Hummers, Morons.
People who look terminally stupid no matter what they wear, Moron.
Please keep referring to yourself as Republican... that way we'll always spot you as... a Moron.
cya Moron.

[dorktv]

48. hahaha, not that quick on my feet. Good one though.

[dorktv]

51. my new Republican friend mailed me back:

I love balance, without balance it would be boring.

Greg The Republican

What the hell is wrong with these people?!