Lmao@MIke Malloy's latest blog entry

[Greeby]

http://www.mikemalloy.com

Good Friday. Easter Sunday.

Peeps, chocolate rabbits, day-glo eggs and plastic grass. And Jesus. And a big scary crucifix.

I always get this one confused. Lemme see . . . is this the holiday where the big pastel bunny is crucified and put in a cave, then three days later peeks out its head and if it sees its shadow there's 6 more weeks of winter?

Is that right?

Easter Sunday . . . hmmmmm . . . . now I remember! That's when we celebrate the innocent, peaceful martyr who was tortured and eventually executed for his non-violent religious beliefs. That sounds oddly familiar. Maybe they should rename it "Abu Graib Sunday."

Speaking of Herr Rumsfeld, how many decorated, retired generals have stated they want to see him "retire" to wherever they send crazy ol' psychotic would-be moon-bombers? Is it a half dozen or so?



Mmmmmmm . . . Jesus peeps. Sacri-licious!

[LSparkle]

1. That's almost as funny as a David Sedaris short story about Easter

Big bunny, crosses, caves, etc. Go Mike!

[baldguy]

2. But, he died for our sins!

[cynatnite]

3. Cleaning spittle off monitor now...

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

5. If that is a 'he' rabbit, I hope that is his tail.

OW! :D

[cynatnite]

6. I should've just kept the tissue close by...

cleaning it again.

:rofl:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. As I understand it,

when Jesus comes out of that cave three days after having died on the cross, he sees his shadow and we get six more weeks of winter?