Anytime any of my repukian acquaintances complain about ANYTHING,

[mtnsnake]

whether it be the price of gas, the lousy weather, the potholes in the street, their incessant cold that just won't go away, the litter someone threw in their front yard, the dog shit they stepped in yesterday....I've got five choice words for them: "WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!"

Even if those 5 words have NOTHING to do with what they're complaining about, I ram it down their throats just the same. In fact, the LESS it has to do with anything, the BETTER!:

"My oil bill is outrageous this year. Wahhhhhhhh"
"WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!"

My kid is flunking second grade. Wahhhhhhhhh
"WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!"

"My beautiful dog, Shep, just got run over by a Mack truck. Wahhhhhhhhhh"
"WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!"

I love doing this. It really pisses them off and makes me feel good. It's great therapy. Try it. Yeah

[marmar]

1. I feel you...

As much as I'm glad that many sheeple are seeing the light, my gut reaction when they start bitching is: "We tried to tell you, you dumbasses. Now look what you've done."
I have a button that says: "I bet Kerry/Edwards sounds real good now, doesn't it?"

[Extend a Hand]

2. When my fundie relatives complain...

I tell them,

Well you can just thank God those gay people can't get married.

:sarcasm:

[mtnsnake]

3. Exactly. No matter WHAT they complain about give them George Bush right in

their face.

[justice1]

4. I like that one

[SoulGlo]

6. It amazes me

that people let that issue decide their vote. Oh yeah while we are at it let's save all the unborn too, but not fund any social programs at all.....

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

10. Pro-life until birth

Who gives a shit after that...

[emulatorloo]

5. It ain't just Bush - Repugs are in charge of everything

They have the presidency, the congress, and more or less the judiciary.

And all they have done is screw up our lives.

So don't forget to remind them -- "The Republicans are in charge. AND YOU VOTED FOR THEM!!"

[zbdent]

8. And, until 2001,

you had a daily update on the national debt from a prominent Repuke, on the record in the Congressional Record. To the PENNY.

Now? Nary a peep . . .

[mtnsnake]

9. It doesn't matter. Keep it simple. "A tree just fell on my Chevy Tahoe!!"

"WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!"

These folks are simple-minded enough that they'll just have no other recourse but to take your word for it in dumbfounded fashion.

[specimenfred1984]

7. I Laugh in their Faces

then invite them and their kids over for a weekend full of frat pranks, including anal rape, dog attacks, waterboarding, and dragging their naked bloodied bodies around by the neck with a rope.

The religious ones really hate that.

[Ganja Ninja]

11. I hear that!

Part of me wants to get rid of Bush early by impeachment. But part of me says "They fucking deserve him for the whole eight years!"

[mtnsnake]

13. As long as we're stuck with this fucker we might as well have a little fun

I got my neighbor good last night. I was in my yard and she came over whining about how many pine cones were in her yard that she had to rake up. I looked at her, shook my head, shrugged my hands, and gave her the words, "WELL YOU VOTED FOR HIM!".

LOL, she stood there all perplexed for a few seconds like WTF?, and then she realized I was just busting her chops. She smiled and took it in good humor.

[rock]

12. Perfect

[global1]

14. Anytime I Hear Anybody Complain About Anything - I Always Say.....

it's Bush's fault. Nine out of ten people agree with me. Others are too stunned that anyone would say that.

[seabeyond]

15. 42 dollars to fill up tank i tell hubby last nite in bed. i didnt vote

for bushie boy i tell him. husband says, i chose not to vote for him last time too...... but i say to hubby, you did the first time

bah hahahahahahaha
hubby firmly against repugs now, i just a jest and a jab all the time. you repugs i say...... you liberals he says. funny funny

yup.

at convenient store very red amarillo texas. the headline on newspaper. u.s. knew wmd claim was false. along with having paid 42 dollars to fill up tank i say to my little 8 yr old with me and a crowd in the store. look jonas, bush lied about wmd's. can you believe, he lied to us. and i am paying 42 in gas today. asked gal behind counter, that is about a days pay isnt it. i had a whole store of adults looking down, in anger? shame or flat out saying bush has fucked up

it is so much fun when even our newspapers headlines allow me to mouth off to all in a store.

a couple days ago it was

the rise and fall of delay. signs point to probe zering in on delay

before that

about bush outing a cia agent.

just a blast in very red texas to read headlines to all. just a blast

[mtnsnake]

16. That's the spirit! Take it 1 step further tho. Blame even the ridiculous

non-related things on Bush whenever one of them complains about anything under the sun.

"My Winnebago burnt down. Wahhhhh"
"Of course it did. Hey, you voted for Bush."

"My new camera takes fuzzy pictures indoors. Wahhhhhhh"
"Well, what do you expect for five hundred bucks, a quality camera? You voted for him, didn't you?"

"I had 2 blowouts on the freeway at the same time. Wahhhhhhh"
"No wonder you did. You voted for Bush, and now you're wondering why your car had 2 blowouts at the same time? You're lucky all four didn't blow!!"

[seabeyond]

17. that is funny. i will. oh the joy..... bah hahahahah. you like to

laugh thru life too, dontcha. i can tell. lol lol. that is so cute. i am going to. thanks