Caption this Condi pic...
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:34 PM
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Caption this Condi pic...
I saw this pic in another thread, and it's just screaming for a caption!
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:35 PM
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1. So I grabbed Goblinmonger's package...
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:36 PM
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2. "And when I get my hands on the f***er who slashed my tires...
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I'm gonna kill him!"
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:44 PM
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Must I say it AGAIN, Mr. Chairman? Freedom is ON THE MARCH! Kerri
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:37 PM
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:37 PM
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:37 PM
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6. Then, your honor, I said,
"Tom, if you don't resign your position to save the face of the Republican party, so help me god I will choke the ever-loving life out of your sad, cracker-ass body."
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:38 PM
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7. "An irate Condi Rice threatened to strangle the questioner ...
... when he again asked, 'And what was the title of that August 6th memo, Ms. Rice?'"
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:38 PM
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8. I think that is a screen shot
From an episode of Judge Judy. As I recall, Condi had brought a dry cleaner before the judge. In this scene she is describing how she felt when she got her ball gown back and it was TOO TIGHT.
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:38 PM
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9. "Did you know that pig Paul McCartney refused to meet me? I was so mad
I just wanted to strangle him!"
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:40 PM
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10. "I'd like to ring W's scrawny neck"
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:41 PM
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11. "...and I told Laura to shut the fuck up and stop the goddam cryin'!
Nobody knew that she had run over her cracker-ass boyfriend on purpose! She could say it was an accident! Hell, everybody would believe her! I mean, it ain't like she's black or anything..."
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:42 PM
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12. "If I have to keep pretending I'm black,
I'm going to strangle someone!"
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:43 PM
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"These are THE Hands of Fate!" Condaleeza Rice when asked by the foreign media what her WWE moniker would be if she were to partake in a cage match at the Hague.
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:44 PM
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15. Whenever Rice becomes angry or outraged,...
...a startling metamorphesis occurs.
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:44 PM
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16. I'm passionate about my shoe fetish...
So what if I went shoe shopping while people were dying in New Orleans...anyone who wants to question me or criticize me for my shoe fetish, then I will crush their head like a grape...
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:46 PM
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17. So we crumpled up the constitution, like this
and the President thre it out the window like a baseball
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Wed Apr-05-06 02:01 PM
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22. And we have a winner ...
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:47 PM
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18. "We discovered at Gitmo that the most effective position for squeezing
Edited on Wed Apr-05-06 01:48 PM by bush_is_wacko
information out of a suspected terrorist was this, Your Honor."
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:57 PM
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19. In real life is she really that mean, I mean.
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Wed Apr-05-06 01:57 PM
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"If I ever get my hands on that Charlie Sheen..."
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Wed Apr-05-06 03:50 PM
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25. Hi Pissed Off Cabbie!!
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Wed Apr-05-06 02:00 PM
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21. I want shoes...diamond encrusted shoes...I want heels...I want them high
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Wed Apr-05-06 02:02 PM
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23. When that bowl of blood is not fresh, it just sets my
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Wed Apr-05-06 02:26 PM
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24. i have to censure my own caption.
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Wed Apr-05-06 06:31 PM
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26. "Do you realize how long I had to wash my hands
after pulling Chris Matthews' head out of Tom DeLay's ass? Look, I can't even use them now!"
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:46 AM
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Good one! Especially since it looks like she's got the shakes in that pic. :thumbsup:
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:47 AM
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28. "And then I crushed his n***, slowly..."
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