Top Bush Trash Excuses For U.S. Military Deaths

[Mark E. Smith]

17 American military people have died in Iraq in the last 24 hours. As usual the Bush Trash will be getting their apologias in gear this morning, and these are the kind of comments we are likely to see posted in that vast putrid wasteland known as rightwing blogs.

1) More people get killed in traffic accidents.
2) Saddam Hussein would have nuked us by now.
3) They talk about this stuff because they hate America.
4) It's Clinton's fault.
5) Freedom doesn't come cheap.
6) The media lies.
7) You libs hate all this because soon Iraq will have a Republican President.
8) How can this be Bush's fault? He takes the advice of our military commanders.
9) I was listening to Rush this morning, and he said the moms of these heroes called in and told him how proud they are.
10) Cindy Sheehan supports terrorism.
11) It must be working. We haven't had a terrorist attack in America in over 4 years.
12) Breaking! #3 Al Qaeda terrorist figure captured!

[malaise]

1. You forgot 13

New terror tape!!!!