Bush: "the globe is warming"

[BurtWorm]

"I got a comprehensive plan that uses technologies to help this nation from a national and economic perspective, but also will help improve the global economy -- the environment from those new, burgeoning economies that are -- like China and India, to be exact."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/03/20060329-6.html

[shoelace414]

1. the plan is "let someone else worry about it"

[liveoaktx]

12. VIDEO on CanOFun

Stammer Stammer Stammer

and what was the comment "Are you embedded?" Like there are shill reporters in the audience to trip him up? Or what, going to talk live to audience is WAR?

[katty]

2. ahaaa, now...aha, where'd i put my plan?! o,spot ate it

[hatrack]

3. Bush: "The sky is blue" Bush: "The sun rises in the East"

And he has a plan - voluntary and so far completely undefined and without structure.

Whatever.

:eyes:

[Marie26]

4. And hell freezes over. nt

[Double T]

5. Say what????

It is probably better that we DON'T know what bush is trying to say.

[shain from kane]

6. "Is our children learning?" n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

15. and don't forget

"it's hard to put food on your family". DUMBEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.

[kurth]

7. Yeah, "I got a plan"

[Toots]

13. One that uses technologies no less

:hurts:

[Viking12]

16. ..and nukular power is renewable

or so he says :rofl:

[Uncle Joe]

8. He must be talking about the one in his office,

probably too close to the lamp.

[Initech]

9. The globe is warming... yeah, thanks to you!

And your stupid oil conglomerates! I cant say this enough but - fuck you, Bush.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Damn, I knew I shouldn't have put my globe on the stove last night!

[DLnyc]

11. Bush's plan:

When disaster strikes, they'll go on all the talkshows and say:

"I don't think anybody could have imagined the ice caps would melt."

Good plan, George. Now keep your hands in the air and step slowly away from the presidency. Keep cool, George. We don't want any more casualties.

[rustydog]

14. My plan, heh heh heh, is to fly a giant solar powered fan

into outer space. I'll turn it on and the fan will blow cool space air on the planet thereby cooling it down! no more global warming!

[truth2power]

17. I read that whole press conf. Disgraceful!! ...

Lots of projection. It takes him 9 paragraphs to answer every question and it makes no sense. And what does he think he is...a stand-up comic? Has to interrupt the questioner with a straight-line so everyone can laugh.

God almighty!! What an ass!

[WinkyDink]

18. More insane gibberish. He's lucid only when speaking of mayhem.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

19. I watched something a couple weeks back.

I'm not much of a TV person, so forgive me. It may have been 60 minutes or something on PBS. Anyone remember this? It was how documents related to studies related to global warming were altered by this administration. If he believes in the validity of global warming, he sure has a fucking funny way of showing it. :eyes:

[Elwood P Dowd]

20. My Replogle globe gets warm at times

Does George not know to keep it away from the vents? The heat will dry the paper out, and then it will start pealing.