Top 10 Reasons Cheney Won't Resign

[dancingme]

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...

Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney Won't Resign...

10. Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter

9. Turns out when you shoot somebody, if you're not vice president, you gotta do time

8. Bush leaves at two every day and then it's margaritas and Fritos

7. Set the solitare high score on his office computer

6. Wants to see if he can help Bush get his approval rating under ten

5. Too hard to give up Vice Presidential Discount at D.C. area Sam Goody stores

4. Wants to stay on the job until every country in the world hates us

3. Extra-zappy White House defibrillators

2. Undisclosed location has foosball and whores

1. Why quit when things are going so well?

---Late Show with David Letterman

[chelsea0011]

1. Love #1 and #10.

[dancingme]

3. Condi and Mary Cheney

Now that would knock "Brangelina" off the Entertainment and gossip rags!

[bluedeminredstate]

2. Wow!

I can't believe the Foosball and whores one! This top 10 list has a real bite to it. The gloves are off with Cheney and showing his qualities, now we need Leno. Letterman, Stewart, Ferguson, Kimmel,etc. to go this route with the Chimperor. They need to go all the way and let the few diehard Bushbots get their knickers in a twist if need be, but the polls are on the side of calling the Chimp out.
:wow:

[PBass]

4. The other shows you mentioned already do lampoon Bush...

you must not be watching. They are equal opportunity ball-busters but in general Jay Leno, Letterman etc go after whoever is in power. I think they backed off a lot after 9-11 but now they have more leeway.

I sometimes turn on Letterman or Leno to watch the monologue, to see the Bush jokes.

No doubt if there is ever a Dem president again, they will get their share too. It's just whoever is in the spotlight is a target.