Conservatives and Republicans

[flamin lib]

What have we learned about Conservatives and Republicans under George Bush?

Conservatives want fiscal responsibility. Republicans squander a huge surplus and turn it into the largest deficit in history.

Conservatives want restrained spending. Republicans spend like drunken sailors.

Conservatives want smaller government. Republicans increased the size of government.

Conservatives want firm foreign relations. Republicans took a world wide outpouring of love and support after 9/11 and turn it into world wide hatred in less than six months.

Conservatives want a strong defense. Republicans have stretched our military to the breaking point trying to defeat an enemy in a third world country.

Conservatives want to support the troops. Republicans cut veteran’s benefits and can‘t deliver body armor to the soldiers on the front lines while increasing spending on useless military programs .

Conservatives want to put America first. Republicans outsource our jobs to India, our manufacturing to China and our port management to the UAE.

Conservatives want government out of your life. Republicans get into your bedroom and into your most intimate family decisions about life and death.

Conservatives want secure borders. Republicans open our borders to guest workers.

I can only say to the true Conservatives out there,

There’s an election in ‘06 and it’s @$$ kicking time!
Take back your party or come join mine.

[BOSSHOG]

1. Hey, hey, hey. I was a drunken Sailor once

and on behalf of all drunken Sailors throughout the years, we spent our own money; every last penny.

I still like cuffing people about who call themselves "conservatives" because they think it sounds cool. That one has to be a "conservative" to be patriotic. Fuck republicans and fuck "conservatives." You will never get this drunken Sailors vote for any office on any ballot.

[flamin lib]

2. I think the current bunch of Republicans

believe that spending like a drunken sailor will make them a navy veteran.

[BOSSHOG]

3. They'd have to truly care about the constitution

for that to happen. Every couple years we'd raise our right hand and swear to support and defend it against enemies foreign and domestic. Republicans are in bed with foreign and domestic enemies of our constitution. And they'd have to turn into someone you'd really, really like to have a beer with. There is not a more partying crowd than a bunch of Sailors on liberty. Can't imagine republicans in that group. And they'd have to work hard and have integrity and know how to shine shoes and look good in uniform. Oh, I digress and thanks for the opportunity.