Trolls in Disguise.....we know you're out there

[Hutzpa]

Lately I can't help but notice how ingenious troll-ups have become, they seem to mingle quite well, critising, misrepresenting, misleading.....hhmmm REVERSE SPINNOLOGY. I must admit it's real clever of them. I have a BIG nose, and I can smell stench in the air. I hate all you TROLLS out there and if you think you're gonna get away with this think again, trying hard to disrupt the process.


:evilfrown: :grr:

[MazeRat7]

1. You can smell me because I live under a bridge and want money ?

Grrrr... how else am I supposed to make my way ?

MZr7

[bbinacan]

3. You just made my night,

I really needed a good laugh. Thank you.:yourock:

[MazeRat7]

5. Glad I could bring a chuckle into your life.

That makes my night complete as well.

*peace.

MZr7

[bbinacan]

2. I have a big nose

and I can smell "them" too.:eyes:

[Oversea Visitor]

4. Yikes a 440 pound troll hunter

:hide:

[bbinacan]

6. Good point. n/t

[Oversea Visitor]

12. Ouch

A 900 over pounder troll sniffing around poor 440 troll hunter in trouble.

[IsItJustMe]

7. Yeah, we got some big noses up in the house.

And hey troll, yeh you, come here.

[Raksha]

Whenever there's an upsurge in troll activity

like there's been over the past few days, I always know DU is on a roll about something, although I can't always figure out what it is. They tend to crawl out from under their rocks when something threatens BushCo or the DLC. What is this time? The Feingold resolution? The fact that we're so pissed off at the Dems for their spinelessness?

[IsItJustMe]

10. They see that the chimp is in serious cocka and they are to stupid to

figure out why, so they come here to try to get a clue.

[maxrandb]

23. Usually a missive influx of trolls

and those in hiding come out of the closet when the "serial drug abusing, thrice divorced family values paragon of virtue, propagandist-in-chief Limpballs" mentions DU on his train-wreck of a show.

I swear, he must have piano wire wrapped around their testicles. He pulls them in one direction, and they follow like sheep. He's leading them to the slaughter this November, and he doesn't even know it.

[col_klink]

8. Hi 440

I've noticed the same thing. There are two sorts of trolls, those with a post count >1000 and those with less. This correlates strongly with all DUers also. I suspect that there are no REAL DUers, just trolls.

edit: removed inabiltity to do the "evilgrin' icon.

[hang a left]

9. You do it like this :evilgrin:

[Oversea Visitor]

13. Aaaah how much

I like it vacant
Kindly dispose of the present occupiers then we talk price.

[bbinacan]

11. You've been a member

since July 14, 2005. Why only 29 posts?

[magneto]

14. at 2nd thought

ANY exposure to our ideas could sway them - and that can only help.

What on earth are you so afraid of? Carry your own water...

[cali]

15. Who cares?

I'm a troll over in Freeperville. Now if only I can bite my tongue long enough for the elections and some (hopefully) serious schadenfreude. I've been kicked off there before. It's hard being a troll in the Totalitarian State Of Wingnuttia.

[Name removed]

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[cynatnite]

18. I encourage trolls...

there are always trolls and always will be. It's fun to do a little troll ass kicking from time to time.

Besides, keeping them out is like expecting repukes to tell the truth. Ain't gonna happen.

[cali]

20. Yes, I'm a right wing troll.

That's why I posted THIS:

An Open Letter To Freepers: You Really Are Utter Scum
Posted by cali
Sat Mar 11th 2006, 04:17 PM
You have thread after thread on Tom Fox's death, and scarcely a kind or Christian remark to be found in the filth and name calling. You're not only scum, you're whited sepulchers and hypocrites of monumental proportion. You cluck over the language on DU, but make the most vile, racist remarks imaginable. You advocate slaughtering millions of people at the drop of a hat. You are what you accuse your enemies of being, but you're too stupid to see it. In fact, your stupidity is boundless. It always amuses me to read your comments about how stupid posters on DU are. The average poster here, compared to you lot, are symbols of towering intelligence. At the very least, DUers don't advocate mass murder- something you in your cesspool, do incessantly; all the while wailing about how the morning after pill slaughters an innocent baby. What ignorance. What puerile shit.
I've noticed you have few threads about the corrupt and disastrous administration. There are plenty of stories. Must be hard work avoiding reality. Threads denigrating Tom Fox? In abundance. Threads about Claude Allen, until a month ago, bushboy's top domestic adviser? Not so much. Threads about bushyboy's miserable polls? All the polls are rigged, you whine. Iraq? Everything's going great. Pretty hard to keep that fiction going, you fools.
I despise you. You may have disagreed with what Tom Fox stood for, with what he said and did, but he had the courage of his convictions. And what's the best thing any of you can say about him? That he was a fool and deserved the brutal end he met. And most of you said things that were far, far worse than that. You sit at your computers and have the unmitigated gall to cast stones at Tom
Fox. You are filthy cowards.
Yours in disgust and loathing
Cali

PS, I'm sick of McCarthy like troll hunting posts. That doesn't make me a troll, as is obvious from the above, unless you're so demented that you think a troll could have, or would have, produced such a screed.

[raccoon]

22. I feel the same way about that kind of people.

Glad you told them off. THey are very hypocritical, UNHAPPY people.

Did you get tombstoned for that?

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Sing to them...music soothes the savage bots...

"Let the Exxon soar,

Like profits never soared before.

From oil soaked coasts straight to your Exxon store,

Let the mighty Exxon's prices soar.

Soar with flapping of her corporate wings,

As the land beneath her stinks:

'Only Crude George, no other kings.'

This country’s just about sucked dry.

We’ve still got a lot of drilling to do to you,

And we can take all your money if we try.

Built by all the oil and struggles

King G W Crude has led us to."

[swag]

19. Everything is sneaky up around Sneakyville

[Ufomammut]

21. So does "troll" equate to...

Anyone whose views don't seamlessly mesh in automatized blend with the majority of well-known posters here?

[ProfessorGAC]

25. Yes, That's Exactly What It Means

You don't agree with me, you're a troll!

The Professor:evilgrin:

[stepnw1f]

28. Um... That You Don't Know

you don't know what this person's motivation for such a post is.

[ProfessorGAC]

29. Then They're A Troll!

See how easy this is? LOL! I'm just kidding.
The Professor

[stepnw1f]

32. You are WRONG!!!!

they are Leprechauns, and if we catch em, we gets da Pot 'O Gold!!!

[ProfessorGAC]

33. You Know, I Always Confused Those Two!

You would think on March 17th i'd be able to tell the difference. The Pot O' Gold thing sounds pretty good though!
The Professor

[maxrandb]

26. You Must be a Troll

:sarcasm:

Read some more. There is no "seamless meshing automized blending with the majority" on this site.

I have great respect for our MODs, because trying to control independent thought on DU would be like trying to herd cats. That's why they don't do that. You'll find different opinions and approaches and thoughts about just about any topic.

About the only thing that I think everyone on DU agrees on is that

- we love our country
- we want to restore it's greatness
- we strongly believe that the Repukes are taking America over the cliff
and
- we want to restore the Constitutional Freedoms the Repukes have stolen from America in the last decade.

I'm sure some DUer's would disagree with me on that....:smile:

"I don't belong to an organized political party...I'm a Democrat - Roy Rogers

[ProfessorGAC]

27. Troll!

Since you said some things that you didn't clear with me first, you must be a troll.:evilgrin:

The Professor

[maxrandb]

30. MaxRandB sheepishly heads to the Lounge

For "re-education"

[ProfessorGAC]

31. I'll See Ya Over There!

You're a good sport, max.
The Professor

[Toots]

24. I don't really mind the trolls

They participate and who knows may actually learn some truth. I am sure they initially come here with the intent to disrupt and "know the enemy" but pretty soon the truth just envelopes them and they lose all sense of who they once were. DU can serve a nobel purpose besides just being a chat room type environment. It can serve as an education center for those that have been drinking the kool-aid for so long. Some may never accept or admit their side is basically anti-American but a lot will see the light. The longer they stay here and try and blend in the more the truth will penetrate. The disruptors are soon tombstoned so they don't cause much disruption and the ones in deep cover well some will benefit.. just my $.02 worth

[maddezmom]

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