I can't stand these STUPID Pharma advertisements

[Mind_your_head]

that show up in my e-mailbox ALL THE FREAKIN'TIME!!!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who the h*ll sends this crap? And how can I make them STOP!!!!

[benddem]

1. get norton's spamblocker

it works for me. At least I don't have to see all the disgusting subject lines on the porn.
But you do have to go through the spam box cause every once in a while they delete someone you want to hear from.

[MrModerate]

2. You mean the ones advertizing . . .

Vi*gra,
V*lium,
and
Zol*ft?

[niallmac]

4. Did you use an asterisk because of copywrite concerns?

Can't we just write out: Vinegra, Vanillium and Zolcroft?

[MrModerate]

8. Naah, this was a serious inquiry . . .

I was wondering whether the OP was receiving online pharmacy ads (ahem) or Diktats from Big Pharma Insisting He Try Neonostrum TR (without hinting what it does, but giving a list of dire side effects longer than the Gettysburg Address, the most benign of which is, "see your doctor if your skin begins sloughing off in hand-sized pieces . . .").

But the real question is, have you ever tried a Vinegra-and-Vanillium speedball? Whooo-ee! That'll send your cerebrum to Alpha Centauri (of course, your teeth will feel soft, and you won't be able to make a fist for three days*).






*Neil Simon, from a sitcom in a galaxy far, far, away.

[niallmac]

9. The drug sellers will try anything. As for the speedball...

I'd better wait for the weekend.

[TahitiNut]

3. http://www.spamcop.net

:shrug:

[hexola]

5. Mozilla Thunderbird's "Junk Mail" controls catch just about everything...

for me...

Rare spam makes it into the inbox

You do have to review the Junk folder every so often...

[Kajsa]

6. I can't stand the friggin Pharma commercials!

" Ask your doctor if ______ is right for you".

________________
May cause the following side effects;

nausea, headaches, muscle pain,
heart palpitations, shortness./ lack of breath
seizures, stroke, the list goes on and on--

i.e. you may feel like you're going to die.

Argghh--- gimme a break!:mad:

[hexola]

7. The 4 hour erection is my favorite...

Ouch!

[Kajsa]

10. LOL !

:D