The background noise... please make it stop!!!

[Lost-in-FL]

:argh: After watching Keith I went to my computer room to hang around the DU board. I of course left the TV on and I keep hearing this manly-female voice in the background talking about the Mystery Cruise Murder Case, who is it? You guessed it... Rita Crosby!! It's been 30 minutes and she has dedicated all of the 30 minutes to this mystery murder case. I had to turn off the TV before i get constipated.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. If you get Keith you get cable. Turn the channel

Get rid of Rita Cosby! I do, and it does wonders for my sanity.

[TomInTib]

5. Out here we get Rita and Lehrer at the same time......

After watching Countdown, I let Rita get in a few words of her vapid intro and switch to Lehrer.

The effect is kinda like a good hit of Humboldt Blue (harvested monthly in this season).

[C_U_L8R]

2. Rita makes you constipated ??

Well she gives me diarrhea.

Anyone else get a violent physical reaction to Rita ?

[jaxx]

6. I keep thinking she was choked to shut her up, and this voice is

what was left. Now if she would just run out of breath and stand there with her mouth wide open saying nothing...........

[Lost-in-FL]

3. I switched to Emeril's but...

everytime he screams Bam!!! I think is a Terrahrist attack! :+

[Canuckistanian]

4. I hear they used Rita's voice to torture the detainees

They play her shows over and over anover.

Some of them still wake up screaming, "Who IS this Natalie?"

Bastards.

[longship]

7. I love Kathy Bay's "Rita" routines.

Listen to Mike Malloy. She does the voice to near perfection.
I have a good name for dear Rita. We all ought to call her "Wheezy" Crosby.

[HeeBGBz]

8. Should've watched Earl

It was funny.