TN Bill to Outlaw Dildos and other sex toys! What is next?

[usregimechange]

BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE:
SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 9, is amended by
adding the following new section:
§39-17-921.

(a) A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when
the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to another person any
three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of
human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do
so.
(b) A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual
devices when the person distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional
device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital
organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

http://www.legislature.state.tn.us/bills/currentga/BILL/HB3798.pdf

Tell him your a fan:

Representative Eric H. Swafford (R-TN) House District 025
[e-mail]

[shoelace414]

1. Birth Control.

[usregimechange]

3. So you actually support this? You will go blind from all of that u know!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. What's next? Various naughty vegetables and fingers.

[DrGonzoLives]

4. They'll get my nipple clamps when the pry them off my cold dead nipples

Someone had to say it.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

21. Thanks Doc

First laugh of the day!

:rofl:

[endarkenment]

5. Cucumber shortage? nt.

[Double T]

18. Looks like fruits and vegetables are still exempt

[mtnester]

27. notice they used the words "3 dimensional"

I think that would include fruits and veggies, if distributed for the intent purpose of blah blah

I am NOT clear, however, if simple POSSESSION is a crime here...or, if it is...does someone have to prove INTENT of the cucumber?


Humor aside, I want these people OUT of my private life..including my bedroom, my uterus, my TV, my phone, and anything else I do not know about yet.

I think everyone ought to be mass mailing dildos to the Tennessee legislature..FAST..with this little diddy attached to it..


"FUCK YOU...LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY"

[laylah]

6. My e-mail of "support"

You, SIR, are an idiot! Don't you have better things to do than be a bedroom nazi, interfering with what CONSENTING ADULTS indulge themselves in? Who died and made YOU God? For goodness sakes, get out of our bedrooms and bodies and get a life!

Jennifer Reed Illinois

[usregimechange]

7. Good job jennifer!

[laylah]

11. awwww...

shucks :blush:

Jenn

[BOSSHOG]

8. Why don't the religiously insane start building the ovens?

Why hide behind asinine legislation made by asinine legislators? Just round up everyone they hate and throw them in the ovens. They might just run into some opposition.

Banning dildos? Is that not the best friend of evangelical women?

[Coexist]

10. but in their defense, the bible never mentions dildos

so they are okay.

:rofl:

[RethugAssKicker]

9. This is what the Neanderthals do!

Less govt? My ass!

The rethugs want to ban everything they consider immoral, which of course, is always about sex. They are such bastards!

[TechBear_Seattle]

12. Your ass? They want to regulate that, too

I wonder what state will be the first to try and recriminalize "sodomy"?

[Divernan]

13. Local grocers report cucumbers shoplifted in record number!

After DHS commandeered all cash register tapes and credit card records to identify purchasers of the Devil's Vegetable!

[Divernan]

17. Latebreaking news! Walmart discontinues sale of cucumbers!

Details at noon!

[buckettgirl]

14. Why do they HATE sex???? n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Can we outlaw dildos in the White House?

We got a bunch of them in there.

[Double T]

16. When will chastity belts become mandatory by law????

This is further proof that there are too many legislators that are no longer necessary or required. What's next, government spy cams in everyone's bedroom to insure only the 'male superior' position is used? Political fundie lunatics are running the government asylum.

[Brewman_Jax]

19. Holy deja vu, Batman!

Here in the metro Atlanta area, the new city of Sandy Springs (after 35 years of lobbying) spent their first week going after (surprise!) all of the adult establishments that have been in place for years via the zoning ordinances. These get their priority info from the same stupid place. :eyes:

[Clark2008]

20. I'm in Tennessee - believe me, this has not shot at passing.

The sex toy industry here is already gearing up for battle.

:hi:

[kitkatrose]

29. Thank you so much!

I already have enough to worry about without trying to focus on this. :hi: Shit like this and the abortion bills up for debate make me not want to come back after I graduate college. :(

[sam sarrha]

22. i like the part where you can get a Doctors perscription for one..

:rofl:

[Vinnie From Indy]

23. Is there an exemption for Bill "Catkiller" Frist?

He is the biggest dildo in the state and he would make a good example.

[Oilwellian]

24. Three-dimensional devices?

My imagination is going wild. :D

[BuyingThyme]

25. The two-dimensionals hurt like hell.

[BushOut06]

39. Good thing we live in a FOUR dimensional world

Actually 11 dimensions if you follow quantum physics.

[peekaloo]

26. Wha? They're outlawing their Senate Majority leader?

shameful, I tells ya, shameful.

[KansDem]

28. Ahhh, here's the catch...

...when the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits...

"But, Officer, it's just a long, narrow vibrator for long, narrow muscles!"

[Sparkly]

33. Seriously!!

Some gadget catalogues sell vibrators to "relax muscles," and picture a woman using it on her NECK!!

[Poll_Blind]

30. A book is a 3-dimensional device. And I get off on the Bible.

So, you're going to outlaw the Bible then?

PB

[Beelzebud]

31. They have the power right now. Get ready for more Theocratic laws.

The Christian Taliban has taken over our nation...

[Mind_your_head]

32. I guess THIS person would go to jail after he left the emergency room then

click for a hearty :rofl:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics%202/Bad%20Idea.html

[immoderate]

34. My note to him:

Eric, you are one sick little Nazi.

I don't think it does much good to argue or try to educate these people; they are hopelessly insane.

--IMM

[geniph]

35. How will they enforce this? The Buttplug Police?

I mean, Jeebus H. Roosevelt Keerist on a trailer hitch, what are we going to do, waste large groups of our already-overburdened police forces as vice squads again? "Bad people, bad, bad! No looking at dirty pictures! No nekkid ladies dancing! And no buying the Anal Intruder pack!"

Oh wait, this is limited to genitalia. Wonder if the damfool sponsoring this meant to exempt all butt-toys?

[salin]

36. Didn't they do this in Alabama?

Seem to recall this story before. Don't recall the end result in AL, but I thought that it was passed into law.

[Ilsa]

37. I bet they try to regulate positions next.

Missionary only. Unless you have a doctor's prescription.

[BushOut06]

38. Does that mean I can't clone my own willy in TN?

[porphyrian]

40. They're making themselves illegal?!

Who will live in Tennessee then?

[FreedomAngel82]

41. Oh good grief

:eyes: