Maybe we should call the White House and ask if we can trade this...
...mango for a thermo-nuclear weapon. Perhaps that's why US nuke production has been stepped up, and new versions are being developed? Bush did say encouraging India to develop nukes would be good for business... Perhaps it was a hint to Americans to call Washington for mango for nukes trading.
I don't know what I'd do with a thermo-nuclear weapon - but I guess I could store it in the back yard while I decide. And you gotta admit the price is right...
4. That's gotta be worth at LEAST a mango! Who says Bush has never done...
...anything for the poor? It used to be Presidents would say "a chicken in every pot." But Bush says "a nuke in every pot." He's making thermo-nuclear weapons affordable for the masses! All you need is a mango, and voila! Soon, every home in America will have a nuclear weapon in the back yard...
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