The Staged Capture of Osama.

[reprehensor]

The Resident's ratings are in the crapper!

Osama will be thawed out and prominently displayed for the Sheeple, just in time for the election!

[radwriter0555]

1. He's dead... ain't nobody staging nuthin.

Since december 2001.

[bryant69]

2. He's not Dead

The Rand corporation has him and have converted him to scientology.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[madinmaryland]

4. So Tom Cruise will find him?

:shrug:

[bryant69]

7. Be a perfect way for him to launch his political career, right?

Bryant

[radwriter0555]

9. " he's not dead, he's resting..."

Something Pythonesque about that.

[marmar]

3. That's what I'm thinking...

All these recycled, cobbled-together videotapes and alleged statements are bull... They need to keep his ghost alive to keep the sheeple terrified.

[raccoon]

8. I think so too, but I think his remains may suddenly be "found." nt

[anarch]

12. so?

You think that will stop them from trotting him (or some kind of facsimile) out if things get bad enough on the PR front? Or better yet, all of a sudden an announcement that one of those bombing raids on "targets in tribal areas of Pakistan" or whatever has gotten him. That would probably be the best thing...just a confirmed kill at the right moment. Ought to get that approval rating right back up above 40%.

[Perky]

5. It did not happen in 2002 or 2004

Why would it happen now?

[MrBowling]

6. He's dead so...

they wont' catch him, because as stated he is dead and they know that we don't buy their fakes from the videos; but they will probally drop a tape either video or audio. Bush himself said that the "Osama" tape from Nov '04 helped him get re elected, and I am sure it did. So they will pull out another for the mid term they are very fearful of a impeachment hearing if they can't keep control of the house.

[puerco-bellies]

10. Bush is impeachable at 34% approval rating

If Osama is alive were going after him now like we should of on September 12th 2001.

[mdmc]

11. The UAE will catch him

doing a security review of their own ports. Theys our allies!

[H2O Man]

13. silly n/t

[Rocknrule]

14. I thought Bill Clinton was Emanuel Goldstein