Freeper Wants To Stone Adulterers To Death

[cali]

Oh those loving xian fweepers. This guy also wants to stone rape victims if they can't prove they've been raped. To ber fair, there were some objections to his proposals, but mostly he was met with deafening silence and he wasn't banned or reprimanded by management. Pretty whacky over there.


"Exactly. So if God's laws indicate that adulterers and rapists should be put to death, who am I to question Him? I'm on God's side, so yeah, I do agree with Him and His laws.

Just think about how many fewer adulterers and rapists we'd have if the whole community was required to turn out to stone him/her to death. Talk about a great incentive for doing what's right rather than succumbing to illicit bodily appetites. I doubt it would happen very often."

[Gato Moteado]

1. if they stoned all adulterers and rapists to death...

...there'd be no more republicans in congress or the senate.

[Nomen Tuum]

38. So when will Newt get stoned?

After all, Newt's on mistress #4?????

[Gato Moteado]

41. he should be the first

along with giulianni, henry hyde, livingston, rush limbaugh, etc etc etc

[Richard D]

2. Didn't someone important to Xians say

He that is without sin can cast the first stone. Or something to that effect?

[cali]

7. This fellow thinks

not enough attention is payed to the OT

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

30. Come to think of it, yeah.

And He was talking about a woman who had been accused of adultery.

[Richard D]

40. Exactly.

[newspeak]

50. that's exactly what I was thinking

he who is without sin --can we say a little fweeper hypocrite.

[stepnw1f]

3. Probably Because its "Pawents" Fooled Around

and now the poor delluded child doesn't know who it belongs to, so the World must pay, somehow, some wayyy. Waaaaaaaaaaa!

[Deja Q]

4. You sure he's not an al quaeda infiltrator?

They love killing rape victims...

I wonder what the Bible says about liars, I doubt Mr. Biblical there has been pristine his entire life...

[TomInTib]

5. Well, I want to stone freepers for...

general unprincipals.

What fools.

[HockeyMom]

6. I have heard some say giving the death penalty

to women who have abortions. AND to imprisonment for all women, married or not, using BIRTH CONTROL.

And we are worried about the Muslims and AlQueada? We have our OWN Christian ALQUEADA.

[cali]

9. Truth is, I'm not worried by either

boogeymen; not the specter of a Caliphate or an Atwood style Gilead.

[smomfr]

12. Like Cris Rock says........

¨Don´t worry about Al Queada, worry about Al Cracker¨.

[HockeyMom]

21. Falwell, Dobson, Robertson, etc., etc.

[cdsilv]

8. That kind of thinking is so pre-Christ....Mosaic law....n/t

[Richard D]

14. I don't think . . .

. . . it was carried out all that much in Pre-Christian times by the Jews either.

[rockymountaindem]

37. It is/was not

I attended a lecture by my Rabbi years ago in which he described the system that the Jewish community built up around laws that required the death penalty (there are only three). First of all, there was a need for multiple witnesses, so in order to be tried for adultery in the first place, one would have to be caught in the act by at least two other people. Secondly, adultery is defined in the OT as sleeping with the wife of another man, so technically a man sleeping with a single woman would not be a crime at all. Lastly, it was possible to fillabuster the court in a death penalty case so that the DP was hardly ever used at all.

[kikiek]

10. It'd sure be lonely on the Hill.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. pretty sure hillary clinton and john kerry will still be on the hill

[arcane1]

11. that's a pre-December 25th, 0000AD mentality

:eyes:

[cali]

16. LOL, so what do you call the mentality

of the many, over there, who believe that all the women in the country who've had abortions since Roe, should be charged and tried for murder?

[arcane1]

29. I'd call that mentality "a lack thereof"

:)

[WildEyedLiberal]

39. HAHAHAHA good one!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Tell the freeper to check this out!

http://www.armchairsubversive.com/

That will cool the freeper's jets.

[chaplainM]

15. Say what you will about God's laws,

...no fair-minded person will deny that "illicit bodily appetites" would make a great name for a rock band.

[jbnow]

17. And Jesus was a wimp

when he stopped such a stoning, saying he who is without sin cast the first stone.

That liberal Jesus, no wonder they like his daddy better. That guy liked vengeance!

Or maybe the guy suggesting it is without sin?

[BlakeB]

18. You know something...

there really is very little difference between the radical right and the elements that control most of the middle east. This is just further proof of that.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. christians like him should just disown christ.

label him a commie-pinko-asshole

"let he who has not sinned cast the first stone"

oy vey!

[Rocknrule]

22. Well look on the bright side

We could stone them to death for having those expensive lobster dinners at GOP fundraisers, since the Bible states that eating seafood is a sin.

[cali]

23. Yep. There's lots of stoning offenses in the OT n/t

[kineneb]

36. don't forget usury!

charging interest is forbidden, and in the OT, on Jubilee years all debt is forgiven...

[newspeak]

53. don't forget eating

anything with cloven hoof. Do fweepers have cloven hooves? Also, you can sell your daughter into slavery only if it's to a neighboring land; murder your children if they disobey; and the smell of burnt flesh is pleasing to the lord. Kill your neighbor if he labors on the Sabbath, but which Sabbath (Friday, Saturday or Sunday)? Oh, and I hear David was kept warm with more than one woman, that's okay. And, it seems human sacrifice is okay if god tells you to do it. Genocide is okay too if God instructs you to kill all living things in a city, like Jericho--the only question is it coming from God or man?

[htuttle]

24. And whatever you do, don't say 'Jehovah'

[Iris]

45. why not?

What does it mean if you do? You get stoned?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. I thought they were against population control.

Sounds like a helluva way to cut the world's population by a very sizable chunk.

[cali]

27. Apparently he thinks that

this would work as a deterrent. Anyway, I just posted this to make freeper lurker heads explode. My slightly twisted idea of fun.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

34. Well, as a deterrent, it didn't work for God or any of His pals.

Of course, the bible is jampacked with adulterers, rapists, child molesters, and other holy purveyers of sexual morality - when they weren't busy slaughtering Philistines so they could whack off their foreskins to buy wives with. (1Samual 18:27).

[xchrom]

26. he might agree with god -- but he doesn't agree

with jesus.

and what's more -- i think jesus is relieved that's the case.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

28. Is he going to start with Newt Gingrich?

Wasn't he the fellow who went to his wife's hospital room to serve divorce papers so he could marry another woman with whom he was having an affair?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

31. Exactly! And Limbaugh, Dole, on and on . . .

These fools really should try reading what Jesus said. Just for the heck of it . . . try reading what the founder of their religion actually said.

So sad.

[demigoddess]

32. men are exempt. Don't you know that?

If they could kill off all the women the rest will be easier to control through fear. that's the only way they could get a girl. Or arranged marriage.

[RB TexLa]

33. and if you really want to follow the law, masturbation is sex outside of

marriage. Geez, line 'em up.

[donco6]

35. Hey, if you're gonna follow the OT, gotta go all the way.

You can't just pick and choose which prohibitions you want to obey. And those are the exact punishments proscribed. So if you're gonna get down on gays, gotta get down on adulterers, too. And kids who sass their parents - stone 'em like the Good Book says. And people who worship other gods - gotta wipe 'em out - to the last child and even animal.

Lovin' that Old Time Religion!




:sarcasm: just in case anyone wondered.

[Sadie5]

42. Who is this deranged nutcase???

[converted_democrat]

43. I wonder what they want to do to war profiteers and corrupt

politicians.. Last time I looked at "stats" almost 1/2 of marriages end up with one of the partners cheating..

[no_hypocrisy]

44. Stone all adulterers & rapists? Aw, c'mon. There's a better way to get a

democratic majority in Congress in '06 . . .

[OneBlueSky]

46. part and parcel of Dominionism, the "Christian reconstructionist" . . .

movement that's sweeping Fundieville these days . . .

Dominionism
http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm

among the Dominionist beliefs are . . .

- The use of the death penalty would be greatly expanded, when the Hebrew Scriptures' laws are reapplied. People will be executed for adultery, blasphemy, heresy, homosexual behavior, idolatry, prostitution, evil sorcery (some translations say Witchcraft), etc. The Bible requires those found guilty of these "crimes" to be either stoned to death or burned alive. Reconstructionists are divided on the execution method to be used.

- A church or congregation which does not accept the Mosaic Law has another god before them, and is thus guilty of idolatry. That would be punishable by death. That would include all non-Christian religious organizations. At the present time, non-Christians total two-thirds of the human race.

- The status of women would be reduced to almost that of a slave as described in the Hebrew Scriptures. A woman would initially be considered the property of her father; after marriage, she would be considered the property of her husband.

- It would be logical to assume that the institution of slavery would be reintroduced, and regulated according to Biblical laws. Fathers could sell their daughters into slavery. Female slaves would retain that status for life. Slave owners would be allowed to physically abuse them, as long as the slaves lived for at least a day before dying of the beating.

- Polygyny and the keeping of concubines were permitted in the Old Testament. However, Reconstructionists generally believe in marriage between one man and one woman only. Any other sexual expression would be a capital crime. Those found guilty of engaging in same-sex, pre-marital or extra-marital sex would be executed.

- Legal abortions would be banished; those found to be responsible for abortions would be charged with murder and executed.

- more . . .

http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm

[cynatnite]

47. Funny how much alike they are to the taliban n/t

[newspeak]

58. yeah, and Afghanistan

had the highest rate of female suicide in the world--they were losing women with their beliefs-can you imagine a country so repressive that you wish to end your life--I bet that made many men's lives inconvenient--there's not enough women to choose from to marry, let's go to another country to get a wife since we're killing all of our women here.

[upi402]

48. yeah, they love to kill to be righteous

asshole idiots learn to work the internets and insert opinions on morality
:silly: :crazy: :freak:

[Swamp Rat]

49. They'd stone Jesus to death...

Oh wait, they already killed him.

[hopeisaplace]

51. aha, but here's the paradox...what if the adulterer had a fertilized egg

or a sperm swimming upstream at the time...:eyes:

Freeper may need to think this one out and self destruct


edit: typo

[LisaL]

52. Say what you want about that idea-but it would be

great for population control.
:evilgrin:

[newspeak]

57. unfortunately

instead Darwinian law, it would not be the strongest surviving but the more stupid, ignorant surviving. And yes, ever wonder that the dominionists and the shias are actually in cahoots; because they sure are starting to sound alike. The fundy Moslems and the fundy Christians are starting to sound like they're on the same page.

[DanCa]

54. And Jesus said "He who is without sin cast the first stone."

And note to Freepers that throwing a stone at a first cousin is a horrible thing to do.

[951-Riverside]

55. I would like to stone freepers

with pot, because they really need to chill out.

[Stephist]

56. As Much as I dream of a day with out the Republican Party...

Stoning all of them to death would be a little extreme.