Malkin: "The Democratic Underground gave Letterman two thumbs up."

[sabra]

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004215.htm

DAVID LETTERMAN: MOONBAT?

<snip>



Before O'Reilly came on to the set, Letterman stirred a guest mug of water with his pencil...and then watched O'Reilly drink from it as the audience snickered. I really hope this was a planned joke that O'Reilly was in on. If not, I hope Letterman apologized for such a sophomoric little prank. Crikey.

The Democratic Underground gave Letterman two thumbs up.

[Cocoa]

1. what's Malkin's DU name?

she spends a lot of time here...

[rkc3]

41. MMalkin.

She's not the brightest bulb in the RW looney tree.

[blm]

79. HAHAH....I could guess, but that would be verboten.

.

[AntiCoup2K4]

133. Mr Benchwarmer?

:evilgrin:

[wicket]

123. "iheartDubya"

;)

[DainBramaged]

127. toiletseat

[Loonman]

2. Go fuck yourself, Malkin

Seeing how you read DU.

[Beelzebud]

3. This DU'er gives Malkin the middle finger salute!

Aww cut her some slack. She's just one right-wing shill, trying to look out for a fellow right-wing shill.

:D

BTW, if you're reading this, Malkin: Get a real job, you talentless hack.

[liberalnurse]

17. Please, someone post a FINGER

SALUTE to Michelle.

[Cooley Hurd]

34. Two... well, not quite thumbs, but digits nonetheless, for Michelle:

[Warren DeMontague]

44. Ask and ye shall receive, my child.

[liberalnurse]

54. EXCELLENT!!!!!!

You read my mind!!!!!!!:yourock: :woohoo: :applause: :rofl: :patriot: :woohoo: :rofl: :applause:

[Chiyo-chichi]

51. he's no DUer, but...

[liberalnurse]

56. Thats a keeper!

Here is another.....

[davidwparker]

63. Giving the finger while holding the flag. There should be an admendment

against that. He's a freedom hater. He hates freedom.

[thereismore]

68. This photo is photoshopped. The original has Barney in left hand.

[liberalnurse]

78. I didn't photo shop it....just so you know.....

I did a Google search and this is what I got....It is funny.

[Chiyo-chichi]

135. But the one I posted is real.

Just for the record.

[Cha]

106. And he can't read..

but, he sure can lick his upper lip.

[ignatius 2]

122. He looks like he's catching that last little drop of snot before it falls

his tie!

[Cha]

126. Or as a DUer said..

catching the stuff he didn't snort up his nose.

[desi]

74. Sure...

..Michelle...!!

[fleabert]

97. a personal one...

[Rebellious Republican]

107. Will this one DU.............

[liberalnurse]

137. Yes, Yes, Yes!

That will do or DU.......YES! That will express my sentiments to a Tee.:woohoo:

[Pirate Smile]

4. She really does spend a lot of time reading over here, doesn't she?

I'm sure DU was where she heard about the pencil in the cup in the first place.

[Hello_Kitty]

26. She has to come here

She pretends it's to find out what misdeeds the "moonbats" are up to but it's really because she knows how smart and well-informed DUers are. Bow to your intellectual superiors, Michelle.

[roguevalley]

39. since her fuhrer meister husband writes her columns and blog, I

suppose she has a lot of time to hang out. If you read this, Michele, bite me.

[stop the bleeding]

5. Like Chappelle said, I wish I had 4 hands so I could give 4 thumbs up

what a JACKASS she is, why does she hate America???

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[Skidmore]

6. Too bad I only have two thumbs.... and

two middle fingers.

[Deja Q]

7. Is Malkin using words out of context again?

I've not been browsing as many threads, but DUers seem happy that Letterman could stand up to O'Really. I'd not heard of this pencil-spooning action until she brought it up. :shrug:

[bkcc]

102. I posted that I thought it was hilarious.

If that's what she decided to turn into "DU gives Letterman two thumbs up," then call me Mr. DU.

[Beaverhausen]

8. Of course, no comments about what they actually said on the show

she is such an ass...I hate that I just wasted 30 seconds even commenting on her.

[LSK]

9. why isnt she fighting "terrorists" in Iraq yet???

She should put up or shut up.

[jsamuel]

10. Who is Malkin? I really don't care who Malkin is. Does anyone? No.

[LSK]

13. I only know her because shes on Bill Mahers show sometimes.

[Rhiannon12866]

141. Me, too. That's the only place I've ever seen her.

And she makes a fool of herself on Maher's show, as well.:silly:

[Christa]

28. No - I don't know and don't care nt.

[Union Thug]

11. Wrong again. It was two thumbs WAY up.

bwahahaha...

[underpants]

12. Gosh she's got the whitest teeth

I've ever come across

[Nordmadr]

37. {snicker} N/T

[lumpy]

46. She swills Clorox

and other deadly potions.

[dogfacedboy]

75. Why does she look like that? What's wrong with her face? n/t

[Critters2]

14. God, I hate that woman!!!

:argh:

[meow2u3]

15. STP gives Malkin two thumbs down

eom

[Hello_Kitty]

16. Well crikey, Michelle

I'm sure Letterman would love to make a fool of you on his show too.

[Beelzebud]

20. LOL Stupid Pets have a better chance getting on Letterman! :D

[Hello_Kitty]

29. You're right, same difference.

Except the cocker spaniels are smarter and more congenial. ;)

[Rhiannon12866]

139. Only the smartest pets get on DL.

It's too bad that he doesn't use the same standards for human guests, but his reaction to O'Reilly was priceless, and long past due...:evilgrin:

[mattclearing]

18. That's fucking hilarious. n/t

[Loonman]

19. Michelle Malkin is a Japanese-hating racist

With "Factor" kneepads from O'Reilly.

[Botany]

21. M. M.

You are such a babe. :rofl:

[The White Tree]

40. That picture looks like the drawing on the cover of her book

I was wondering were she got the model for that drawing. Perhaps it was a self-portrait.
:evilgrin:

Check out the cover on Amazon to compare:

<http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0895260301/qid=1136408780/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-8858023-0961647?s=books&v=glance&n=283155>

[Maine-ah]

58. gotta love the review to go with the book:

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly
The spewing of vitriol, epithets and wild conspiracy theories suggest a collective nervous breakdown among liberals, according to conservative commentator Malkin who, in her latest book, makes no distinction between moderate and extreme liberals; everyone left of right is a nut who suffers from PEST-Post Election Selection Trauma. This syndrome, she explains, is democratic (small d), affecting stuffed-donkey clutching college students and seasoned congressmen and journalists whose overweening diatribes and hand-wringing Malkin has seized to illustrate an emotionally charged and irrational hatred of everything conservative. Malkin scoured blogs, speeches, media commentaries and even transcripts from Oprah for material, though she misses the boat in a number of instances, most notably in her obliviousness to sarcasm and irony, and she overextends her analytical prowess by offering shallow, shoddy critiques of theater, literature and modern art. Malkin uses extremist bloggers and airheaded celebrities as exemplars of the left, cherry picking the most egregiously tasteless examples of ill-conceived commentary or inflammatory behavior to bolster her case that liberals, as a whole, have gone off their rockers. Right-wingers looking for affirmation will enjoy.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0895260301/qid=1136408780/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-3729838-8414530?s=books&v=glance&n=283155 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

144. "Right wingers looking for affirmation" will always have to embrace the

nut-job, ill informed extremists. They are the only ones left who support their views...:shrug:

[Mabus]

73. Kinda Alien-like

She looks like she's hatching out of a blue egg with her egg tooth in tact. Either that or even her clothes don't like her.


edited to add pronoun.

[stanwyck]

114. I love that pix of Michelle

it's like the Picture of Dorian Gray. Truly reveals her inner self. Not like the airbrushed glamor shot from her column.
(though Hannity still wins the prize for most photo-shopped book cover. The man looks as though he's sitting behind a veil of vasoline.)

[Cooley Hurd]

22. I thought the pencil gag was hilarious! (Hi Michelle!)

:hi:

Oh, and if you really wanna see sophomoric behavior, Michelle:

[Democrat 4 Ever]

23. Malkin sure does spend a lot of time here, doesn't she? If she spent

half as much time writing her own sleazy column and less time peeking looks at DU she wouldn't need her husband to ghostwrite her hate-mongering for her.

Malkin and her "opinions" are non-entities everywhere but in her own little racist mind. Rant on Michelle, but no one cares.

[stewert]

24. For Once..........

Malkin got something right, Letterman did stir O'Dummy drink with his pencil, and it was funny as hell, nice touch Dave.

P.S. O'Reilly drank from the pencil stirred cup too.

[Hubert Flottz]

100. I wish Dave had cleaned his ears with the pencil on camera,...

instead of right before the cameras started rolling last night!

[Thtwudbeme]

Michelle!

Hi! My name is Stephanie, and I would like to take this opportunity to tell you that you are beyond a shadow of a doubt the strangest "celebrity" I have ever seen in my life. (I am 42)

Your rants make almost no sense whatsoever, and it is my unqualified opinion that you suffer from some bizarre form of a combination of self hatred and narcissism--particularly in regards to your book on the Japanese interment camps during WWII.

Honestly, wish you would spend some of your money and see a good therapist--you would feel much better about yourself and the world in general.

Good luck to you,

Stephanie

[Deep13]

47. "Hi! My name is Stephanie"

Stephanie Miller? Oh, no, you're only 42. Guess not then.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. "Sophomric Prank"? What does that %^$*#@ consider inviting terror attacks

on San Francisco?

Hey Michelle- since you're a fan of DU- you're still as much a talentless hack as you were when you made a fool of yourself on Tweety's show not so long ago. Who the fuck do you think is paying attention to your drivel, except those of us who are laughing at it? Get a real job.

[Hello_Kitty]

33. These are the same people who think

Club Gitmo t-shirts and purple bandaids mocking Vietnam vets are the height of sophisticated comedy.

Stick a sock in it, Michelle.

[Deep13]

27. "...sophomoric little prank..."

A practical joke from Letterman, founder of such fine investigative reporting as Will It Float?, Stupid Human Tricks, Know Your Cuts of Meat and let's-drop-stuff-from-the-roof? Who woodah thunk it, if it is even true?

The thumbs up is for calling O'Reilly on saying crap 60% of the time.

[Yollam]

30. As though someone who calls the opposition "moonbats"...

...has any right to be preachy.



"I'm GLAD they locked all those Japs up in camps back in the day! What? No, I am NOT an Asian, I'm a REPUBLICAN!!!"

:crazy: :crazy: :silly: :crazy: :crazy: :freak: :dunce:

[DinahMoeHum]

50. Ewwwww! She looks like a real "dragon lady" in that picture!!!

The stupid beeyotch couldn't give us DUers a better compliment!!

:rofl:

[uppityperson]

31. OMG A PENCIL!!!!!1 gross, ewwww, wood and graphite bits, ewww?

I wonder if Malkin has ever chewed on a pencil. I don't get what is so bad about this, except for the "we know something you don't".

[gordianot]

32. Her claim to fame.

She is the author of "Internment Camps, the Case for Racial Profiling". Read it (don't buy it), easily the most idiotic rationalization ever written.

[Nickster]

35. Damn skippy!

[lpbk2713]

36. If she was so terribly appalled by a pencil in a beverage......

how does she feel about Commander-in-Thief Boosh using depleted uranium ammo in Iraq with his (our) troops constantly exposed to it?

[LeftNYC]

38. I love you Michelle...

heyhee

[Triana]

42. Hey Michelle you little hissy-spitting bu$hwhoring beyotch...

...why don't you give bu$hit a blowjob so we can impeach the little (W)easel? Better yet, get your arse on a plane to Baghdad if you support the Iraq war. Leave your truckload of make-up at home dearie. By the time you're done over there, you won't need it...

[Fox Mulder]

43. Hey Michelle Malkin, I have something for you:

[Stockholm]

45. I don´t know this Malkin person or her lunatic ramblings

But that is one lame ass blog - crikey!

Two thumbs down.

[Beelzebud]

48. Here's what O'Lielly thought of Letterman a few years ago:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=21855

I wonder if he still feels this way?

"That's because Mr. Letterman is a smart guy who can spot a phony with telescopic accuracy and expects his guests to bring something to the table. If a guest begins to sink on this show, the bottom is a long way down."

LOL

[robertpaulsen]

93. Beelzebud, you should give that quote its own thread on GD!

And O'Lielly should have his foot permanently sewn to the inside of his mouth!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

49. DU loved the smackdown, you rightwing tool.

She is disgusting.

[chat_noir]

52. lol..poster child for shrill

[Beaverhausen]

94. Does it look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome? Her wide set eyes...

...are a giveaway. Maybe her stupidity isn't really her fault after all.

[SoCalDem]

53. If we only had more thumbs, he's have gotten a "21-thumb salute"

poor little pug-face..she's reduced to wandering the net to find things to fill her column..Hubby must be out of town, eh :)

[SoCalDem]

112. Pug-face?? You decide (no offense to pugs)

[tandot]

118. What is that crazy looking thing on the left of that cute pug?

Is it human???? :shrug:

[SoCalDem]

119. barely.. I think they captured it in Mexico ...chucha-something..

[Marnieworld]

145. Hey!

Don't insult pugs!

edit:Ok I see now that you said (no offense to pugs). It's just that me and my puggy baby are very sensitive. Sometimes people here call republicans repuglicans or just pugs and it bugs my pug to no end! ;-)

[ourbluenation]

55. Hi Michelle! That pencil gag was hysterical, huh! Thanks for reminding me.

:headbang:

[Name removed]

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[Cults4Bush]

59. I wonder if her hubbie knows she cheats on him?

well maybe she doesn't. Then again maybe he doesn't as well. Caught some of the faux people talking about it a while back when they thought no one was listening, gotta love the media they fuck eachother as much as they fuck us.

(hint do you still beat your wife?)

[TheCowsCameHome]

64. If she does cheat she's doing her husband a big favor.

Imagine waking up next to that beast every morning.

[deutsey]

82. Reminds me of the line Fred Mertz said to Ethel on "I Love Lucy"

Ricky says to Lucy when he thinks he's caught her in an affair:

"Lucy, you, here, dressed like that...you must be crazy."

Then Fred says to Ethel, who's there with Lucy:

"Ethel, you, here, dressed like that...HE must crazy."

Just substitute "Ethel" with "Michelle" and that's what I imagine Malkin's husband would say if he caught her in an affair.

[TheCowsCameHome]

84. I'd take Fred Mertz over Michelle (AKC registered) Malkin anyday.

[Cults4Bush]

113. You just made me spit my water!

Oh yes.. quite.

Easily envisioned and I think we should make an anti-neocon comedy series for Fox. We could just put them in all kinds of crazy but probably true situations.

.... bad pun coming on....

We could call it a sit-con.

[Balbus]

105. I'd make that sacrifice!!!

Cheat with me Michelle!!

[tavalon]

134. Are you aware

that it might fall off?

[LincolnMcGrath]

66. I have heard that as well.

[TheCowsCameHome]

60. Hey Michelle - Did you see him pee in the mug, too? I did.

Get a life you phony bitch.

[FrannyD]

70. Tastes better than their Kool-Aid!

Dave rules! After Jon Stewart of course!

[Ksec]

61. Timothy McVea gives Malkins two thumbs up from his grave

[Mabus]

62. Actually I gave him the "two loofahs and a bowl of falafels" up

Letterman was talking about O'Reilly after all.

[robbedvoter]

65. As soon as W apologizes for wiping his glasses on Dave's assistant's dress

Oh, and THAT was no prank, that was just a glimpse of truth into how he treats people. Write about this one, Michelle!

[bettyellen]

89. that moment really said it all, didn't it?

[SideshowScott]

91. It really did..

I knew when I saw Bush wipe his glasses on Daves assistants dress that this guy would be the biggest Dummy A-hole to ever try to get elected..And so far he has not proven me wrong

[stanwyck]

115. Do you remember this little incident?

An interview shortly after Bush was first elected. He came into the room where his parents were sitting. His boots were muddy from being outside. (probably Rovian planned to highlight his "machismo"). And Dubya promptly put his muddy boots up on his mother's cherished antique table. She admonished him to take his muddy boots down from the table. He said he could do whatever he wanted. "I'm the president."
What a spoiled ass.

[AtomicKitten]

67. her face says is all

[The Witch]

69. DU gives Michelle two "other" fingers up!

Just in case she was feeling left out. ;-)

[seemslikeadream]

71. Malkin we all know you wanted to be the one to carry the water

Jealously is so unbecoming

[autorank]

72. Damn right we did...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=45389&mesg_id=45389

Dave to Bill: "I have a feeling about 60% of what you say is crap."

And that was just a part of the total smack down.

Thanks Dave, you're the man.

Let's see Leno climb on board.

[ronnykmarshall]

76. Yo Malkin!

[Beaverhausen]

83. LOL!!!

you crack me up!

[ronnykmarshall]

104. I always have to have that handy.

Works like a charm everytime!

[raysr]

132. Guckert says

he can get two fists in there Malkin, that so?

[Dr Fate]

77. Until they get Malkin in a Nazi-She Wolf outfit, I aint interested in her.

You know the one- with the SS officer hat, riding crop and high boots?

I think it would be very flattering for her. No, really...

[TheCowsCameHome]

86. The outfit would look much better when she's not in it.

[Generic Other]

121. Your fantasy fulfilled! Enjoy

[Dr Fate]

131. LLLLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!

Made my day- thanks for the huge laugh!!!!

[LittleClarkie]

80. Only two?

Nah, more than that.

Poor Michelle. She'd be pretty except for her face:

[mzmolly]

81. Do we HAVE thunbs somewhere?

Oh yea, :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Go DAVE!

[HughBeaumont]

85. Someone should give her two thumbs IN.

In those bug-assed Roger Rabbit eyes of hers.

Stupid bitch ass.

[Moochy]

96. I was thinking something similar

Thumbs up in into one of her orifices,

Hey Michelle Malkin, DU says : fock you conservative handpuppet "trophy"-bride skank!!

[Catherine Vincent]

87. Did that really happen?

Now that isn't funny to me.

[Gregorian]

88. Ignore her.

She is not worth one microsecond of our time. I do not care what she has to say. I only suggest this because we only have so much time and energy in life. Use it wisely. And use it for enjoyment.

[babsbunny]

98. Wow! You guys are some radical dudes!

It's a very proud moment!

[Gregorian]

125. Malkin is a munchkin from hell.

The fact that I care enough to spend time on DU, and write my Senator, and find the truth, should count for something.

If Malkin were in office, I'd be very attentive. She doesn't deserve the time we give her.

[SideshowScott]

90. Hey Malkin!: Why dont you go on Lettermans show and defend Bill?

Hey since you read us im your your agent can book you on Lettermans show.. Go on there and confess your love for Bill and have Lettermen wipe the floor with you? Ive always been a Dave fan since his Morning show ( yes im old! ) but the way that Dave has got the right wings panties in a bunch makes me proud to be a fan.
The GOP Motto: We can dish it out but we sure cant take it!

[Rex]

92. Hell ya we love Dave!

Malkin is a cockroach compared to Dave!

[Marnieworld]

95. It's almost as rude as wiping your glasses on a woman's skirt

I'm sure W made sure Letterman's producer was "in on the joke" then too. I guess they can't defend themselves against anything he said so this is all they got. RW whore.

[donheld]

99. Malkin

:thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank: :thumbsdown: :spank:

[KamaAina]

101. Gray tabbies oppose Malkin!

Michelle, ma belle, vous et moi, ne pas tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble...

[mirandapriestly]

109. You tell her Kitty! nt

[Arkana]

103. Fuck you, Michelle Malkin--you and all of the GOP bimbo set

who they trot out to try and show they're not misogynist fuckers.

A hearty fuck you--and be sure to attach my name to this if you get it.

[last_texas_dem]

108. Hey Malkin

Take some advice from your hero Bill O'Lielly and:

SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

Sincerely,
Last_Texas_dem

[greenbriar]

110. hey malkin

you are a friggin bushoe

print that in your blog

ya dumb * lover

[johnfunk]

111. Ignore racist and proven liar Michelle "Malkin" Maglalang

I'd call her a phony, but that would be an insult to phonies.

[Greybnk48]

116. never heard of her

sounds like I'm missing nothing.

[OnionPatch]

117. Who the hell cares

what that smarmy little bit** says. I wouldn't bother to even give her website or blog or whatever a hit.

[Hardrada]

120. Du Scheisskopf Malkin, du muss mein Arsch

lecken! Du Schweinhund! Du Sau!!

[sakabatou]

124. Thanks for the plug Malkin

You ignoramous... ah you get the picture.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

128. was she on "The Simpsons"

[XOKCowboy]

129. Yes We Did. What's strange is she actually told the truth

for once.

[BiggJawn]

130. Two Thumbs, Two big Toes...

AND a throbbin' Woodie, the likes of which Malkin will never see as long as she's competing with Ann-Thrax for the few ReTHUG boys in DC who can still function....

[ProfessorGAC]

136. Michelle. This Is A Serious Challenge!

In total seriousness, i will travel where i have to travel to debate you on any topic, on any show, at any time. You should, however, Mick, have friends available to pick you back up after i wipe the floor with you.
The Professor

[TahitiNut]

140. I'd use Pay-per-View to see that!

I'd even be willing to be your "corner man" -- will bring bucket and sponge. :evilgrin:

[ProfessorGAC]

142. For What? To Sop Her Up From The Carpeting

I won't even break a sweat. If i forgot 1% of what i know, i will have forgotten 10 times more than she'll ever know. And, i've done lots of work in front of a TV camera before, so there won't be any sweating from me.

I appreciate your offer, TN, but i think you might have to be there to tell me when she's had enough. "Turn it down a notch, Prof. She's starting to cry!"

The Professor

[npincus]

138. nice to know that FUCKING B*TCH reads us

[rpgamerd00d]

143. Like Anne Coulter, this chick needs a man, badly

This is what happens to chicks that don't get laid.

Someone needs to bang this chick like a broken screen door in a hurricane.

That will straighten her out.