Whoo! What's he on?

[Maddy McCall]

Slurring terribly. Terribly thick tongue. Wonder if he threw a bender last night?

He's looking OOOOLD, too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Who? Details?

Is Fuckstick giving a speech?

[babylonsister]

2. Yep. Same old, same old, slurring away. nt

[Maddy McCall]

4. Worst I've ever seen him.

[Maddy McCall]

3. Yeah.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

He's breaking.

[Warpy]

5. Dysarthria

meaning slurred speech, is one of the hallmarks of Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, a neurological syndrome that affects heavy drinkers for years after they quit drinking.

His seems to be getting worse, so I fear he's still binging on the quiet.

You can't drink as heavily as he did for as long as he did without doing some serious damage to your body systems, and it's going to show.

[Maddy McCall]

8. All of that feel-good teetotaler stuff was just a bullshit trick...

pulled on the Christian masses for election purposes.

I don't think he ever quit at all.

But this is the worst I've seen from him. Look at his eyelids.

[Carni]

17. My ten year old just mentioned the eye thing

She said what's wrong with his eyes?

I didn't pick up on it because he always looks like the same butt ugly fool to me but the first thing out of the daughter's mouth was what's wrong with his eyes!

[Maddy McCall]

23. His lids are droopy...

looks like he'd rather be taking a nap than doing this speech.

Tell Carni jr. that she's very observant. :D

[Carni]

29. She can't stand him either lol

I am sure I have been somewhat of an influence! lol

[HereSince1628]

6. more of GD as running commentary on media broadcast I presume

These posts typically assume that everyone on the board is also watching the same thing.

[Maddy McCall]

9. No, it's geared to the people who are watching it. They know...

about what I speak (or type, as the case may be).

[eek]

28. these type threads are a burr undermy saddle.

someone around here brought it up as a pet peeve.

i just wish background was provided such as:
who, what, where, when.

so's we can at least tune in if we can.

[HereSince1628]

31. It would be considerate for the op's to do that.

I have no problem with "live thread on..." type subjects, but it would be nice if they had subject lines ID'd as such. That would also help prevent multiple threads on the same broadcast that fragment the conversation while pushing down other posts.

[Maddy McCall]

34. Take it to Skinner.

Maybe he'll make a new rule for you, requiring DUers to be more considerate.

[HereSince1628]

35. I have made that suggestion...it's really a matter of aiding DU'sers

[Stephanie]

36. or you could just not click on it

if it really bothers you so much

[Maddy McCall]

33. If you don't want to participate in this thread, you don't have to.

You had to guess who I was talking about? Wow.

[eek]

49. Because your thread had a compelling title (Whoo! What's he on?")..

I clicked in to see what y'all were referring to. The subject line sounded interesting.

"You had to guess who I was talking about? Wow."
Of course i figured you were referring to Murderboy. That's why I looked at your thread.

It was a bummer to find no information as to where I might tune in to seee what was being discussed
thus I could not "participate in this thread" even though I did "want to".

[Stephanie]

50. you couldn't figure it out?

honestly, the whining about the vague threads is so much more annoying than the threads themselves.

[eek]

51. pointlessly mean.

just looking for information.

[H2O Man]

7. I've been watching ....

...and I keep wondering what the heck he is babbling about? It's just nonsense.

[xiamiam]

10. beyond nonsense..insulting ..im ashamed that anyone could listen

and be deluded by these lies...we need a better education system in our country...after this week, this speech is unbearable...

[H2O Man]

13. It is sad

to think that this fellow resides in the White House.

[babylonsister]

15. And supposedly represents us; I. Don't. Think. So! nt

[Maddy McCall]

11. Yes, slurred babbling.

Thick-tongued, heavy eyelidded babbling. Like some burned-out rock star who can't understand why people no longer buy his singles.

[H2O Man]

12. Many years ago

someone who used to be Elvis came to the Broome County Arena, in Binghamton, NY. He came on stage, did what he believed was a karate routine, a tad bit of extended self-humiliation, then wabbled off stage. This is an updated version of that show, though the sideburns are missing.

[Maddy McCall]

14. LOL. Great analogy.

Reagan's dead. So is Elvis. Get a new act, Dubya.

:thumbsup:

[H2O Man]

24. Two differences:

{1} Elvis used to be a great rock-n-roller.

{2} Reagan was aware that he was playing a role in his presidency.

This guy is a clown.

[Binka]

37. No My Friend He Is An Ass Clown!

Is it just me or has he morphed into Nixon?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

44. Nope, his helicopter departure on the front lawn is coming.

Hopefully he'll be able to hang onto Barney . . .

Oooops!

:dunce:

(Lord, save us from this dickweed.)

[SammyWinstonJack]

46. Why is his tongue always stuck out like that?

My Yorkie does that but on her it's actually cute. He just looks like the doofus he is.

[Binka]

47. Michael Jordan's Tongue Always Stuck Out But The Man Was Working

I think Doofus is trying to catch a fly.

[H2O Man]

48. And that

he is!

[Maddy McCall]

16. TAY-rayn.

:wtf:

Now he's wanting to "sponsor democracy in Iran."

Welp, that's about it. War with Iran is imminent.

[Spider Jerusalem]

20. And 'Freedom is on the march throughout the Middle East', too!

From 'Kah-boool' to Baghdad!

I want some of what he's smoking.

[H2O Man]

26. His tortured attempt

to say "notorious" was fucking pathetic.

[babylonsister]

18. So now he wants 75Million bucks to flood Iran w/propaganda?

When will the Congresscritters say enough is enough?
Freedom is on the march. :eyes:
Shit!

[iamthebandfanman]

21. what i find funny is

the fact that iranian people will probably get shown that part of the speech.

how is propaganda effective if the people you are trying to sway KNOW youre throwing propaganda at them.
thats kinda self defeating isnt it ?
I mean, propaganda is only effective if its not seen as such, correct?

[havocmom]

19. Just tuned in. Has the whole speech been rah rah for bringing democracy

to Iran?

There is no better spokeman when the M.O. is "if you can't convince them, confuse them".

edited for typo

[Maddy McCall]

22. That or "we will fight them there so we don't have to fight them here"

terra terra terra crap.

:hi:

[havocmom]

25. Where's that ag-ed instructor when we need him?

;)

[Maddy McCall]

27. OMG!!!

:rofl:

I've got the nutters! :D

[havocmom]

40. And we will not administer any form of analgesic...

It won't hurt for long :evilgrin:

[Norquist Nemesis]

30. That's why we've invited Dubai to our shores.

Disclaimer: I'm on my regular Friday morning TV/News blackout and not watching.

One of these days, Dubya's going to mess up and that line and reverse the there/here.

[MsMagnificent]

32. Wasn't last night a fundraiser somewheres?

And I believe he's got one in Ohio tonight.

They'll have him all 'straightened out' with shots of amphetamines and maybe a cap of Valium to keep him from chattering too much and drugs for the shakes, and drugs for the nausea, and drugs for the alcohol jones, and drugs for...

Yet don't forget, we're still waging a War On Drugs!
Marijuana is BAD!
Freedom is GOOD!
We're a Free People, but not Free enough to decide whether to get drunk or have a toke!
Not that pot ever killed one single person. Ever!

Marijuana must hate our freedoms!


(BTW, I don't smoke anymore - haven't since my teens, but these laws are still ridiculous!)

[opihimoimoi]

38. He is NOT CONVINCING when the speech is read. Clearly shows he didnot

write the damn thing... more like blathering BS

Worse, he smiles at the wrong times

[TallahasseeGrannie]

39. Who, your frog?

I've been thinking he is looking a bit tired lately myself!

[Maddy McCall]

41. Huh?

That makes sense.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

42. Just teasing

actually I downloaded the little booger and put him on my wallpaper. He is there times about 25 and he smiles constantly. The kids (I teach) went nuts.

I'm feeling kind of silly today. I tend to do that when things get very weird.

[Maddy McCall]

43. No prob.

Did they gross out at his yucky teeth?

:hi:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

45. Yeah, they wanted me to Photoshop him

and make his teeth whiter. No way!