Too Late George --->>>

[Stephanie]

[Lindacooks]

1. Oh look, he's holding up a nice shiny report with pretty colors.

AND an official seal!! Well, everything must be all right NOW!! </sarcasm>

[meegbear]

3. Money not wasted there! Nosireebob!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Preznit Dickweed sez . . .

"Nine out of ten experts agree--everything is just fine!"


:dunce:

[Mabus]

6. A pResidential seal - just like the one on his Katrina guitar

[Stephanie]

14. I switched it to the guitar

the guitar is even worse because it's from day two - tuesday

[Mabus]

15. They both have about the same value to the American people

One picture is of Bush holding a guitar he can't play and the second is of Bush holding a report he didn't (can't?) read. Useless props, just like Bush.

[Patsy Stone]

10. He's very exicted

because he needed something just that size to adjust the wobbly coffee table.

[lpbk2713]

20. It was either hold up the pretty pitcher or his boots

Uncle Dick's voice in the earphone said to hold up the picture.

[Stephanie]

25. look at the high heels on those things

no wonder he loves them

[Odin2005]

28. My God, how he flaunts the symbols of power.

He's acting like Julius Caesar when he was declared Dictator for Life.

[madokie]

2. can you believe this idiot

[Sugar Smack]

5. I need a drink.

[Mabus]

7. Just one?

I think I need more than that. And that would be just the start.

[Sugar Smack]

8. A nice big tumbler of whiskey, hold the ice-

What the hell, hold the birdshot.

[Mabus]

13. I think some of those congress.org people have been drinking too

Thanks for that other thread. I've been sitting here reading them to my husband and giggling. Those e-mails are doing the job of alcohol. :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

18. Thank you for that!

It's my sincere pleasure! :toast:

[CoffeeCat]

9. Pass me a pitcher of tequilla...

...and a straw.

[Sugar Smack]

11. LOL! Stephanie's gone from being an archivist to a bartender!

:rofl:

[Stephanie]

16. fine with me

what'll you have?

[Sugar Smack]

17. I'll have what Cheney's having-

times three. :beer:

[Mabus]

19. Martini, extremely dry

made with Bombay Sapphire and served with three olives. Oops, meant this for the bartender.

[Dr. Death]

12. Looks like they just changed the wording on the Strategic Plan

for Iraq, or whatever that was, a while back.

I'm sure the text is equally meaningless.

[Marr]

21. "Lessons Learned"? Is anybody else sick of this moron's learning curve?

Seems like thousands of people need to die before the chimp can "learn" things that are common knowledge or common sense.

[Sugar Smack]

22. What's in that book anyway? A bunch of blank pages and an F chord?

:nuke:

[AspenRose]

23. That would be an "F-YOU New Orleans" chord

Check out the vacation tan vs. the ashen look now. Time for another vacation, George?

[Stephanie]

24. That was his FIFTH WEEK of vacation

And remember the staff was afraid to tell him he was going to have to end his vacation two days early. This was on Tuesday night, after the storm hit Monday. Then on Thursday night they had to make him a DVD of the news reports so he would know what happened.

[Sugar Smack]

27. I read some of the text of that pamphlet. Bush is quoted:

"During a visit to the Gulf Coast, President Bush put our efforts in perspective, saying, “ne of the lessons of this storm is the decency of people, the decency of men and women who care a lot about their fellow citizens, whether they be elected officials or just folks on the ground…trying to make somebody else’s life even better than it was before. So we learned some lessons about how to respond, and we’re going to change. But some of the lessons shouldn’t change, and that is the decency and character of the American people.”"

WHAT LESSON? This is the cherry on top of the gibberish. Make mine a triple.

[spanone]

26. Ain't that a pretty book. Shameless. Brownie took it for them all.

Pathetic.