Anyone need a Stepford Wife? Here's just the site for you

[BushOut06]

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/

Here's one of the guys featured on the front page

[atommom]

1. Yikes. I'm getting a Tim McVeigh vibe right now.

Not even tempted to click...

[YOY]

2. Run ladies!

Junior Texas Dipshit is "wookin' pa nub!"

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=316

For a laugh I did a search "man looking for man" around the Houston area...No brokeback mountain going on at hannidate!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[smtpgirl]

3. he looks like a rapist

[Katherine Brengle]

21. are you serious?

that was a ridiculous, reactionary comment and completely uncalled for.

[Sequoia]

26. I'd run away from him, maybe he kidnaps kids and sells them

to Arabia. Just kidding.

[Katherine Brengle]

32. jeeeez... lol. n/t

[rpannier]

4. I like the woman on the front

First, I'm a Christian (they're always Christian's first...kinda like nut job fundie Muslims are always Shi'ite or Sunni first), divorced (OMG...a divorced Christian????? How can she claim to be a conservative Christian and be divorced?...What happened to marriage is forver?)

[Wetzelbill]

5. he comes to town once a year for supplies

old-school mountain man style.

[upi402]

6. "just call me 'Strict Daddy' and don't look at me!"

creepy angle pic

[jim3775]

7. WTF: "Mountain of a Man- wants to Break your Back!"

"I am an vibrant and enthusiastic gay man. I spent far too
many years in the closet (note the wife and kids, lol). I
had the strength to face the truth by listening to Sean. I
first saw Sean's rugged good looks while channel flipping
between E! and Oxygen. Sean fights for freedom. My new
life and freedom to express myself are thanks to him."

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=929

Here is some more from his profile:

"Appearance
My clothing style isn't conservative, but my ideology is,
silly.


Looking for
Let Freedom ring! A wedding ring? In Massachusetts? lol I
am looking for someone cute and preferably in the military.
I'd like to thank Sean personally for all the dates with
men that I know will come flocking! Write me soon."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I think that guy's picture is the BEST!

In an unattractive, still looks like the biggest dork-asshole from his HS way.

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. This guy claims he is 60 years old!!

[mcctatas]

18. I've always dreamed of living in a house with genuine dark wood paneling

a faux-velvet couch and my very own deliverance character:loveya: . All I need to make my dreams come true is a velvet Elvis above the couch, a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and my own acid washed jeans so we can be a matched set. :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. Don't forget about the dog

:rofl:

[Binka]

27. Yeah He Was 30 Then In 1976 Now He Weighs 375 lbs And The Dog Is Stuffed

Creepy how the dog is in a choke hold and doesn't looked happy. WEIRDOS!

[kaygore]

9. Too scary

[jim3775]

10. Some more funny pictures

This woman kinda looks like Maureen Dowd.

[Poiuyt]

11. That first guy looks like a Ben Stiller character

[hopeisaplace]

19. or a white "Prince"

sorry Prince

[atommom]

24. My first thought was Joe Dirt. That HAS to be a wig.

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. That fourth one has to be a very successful put-on

The little pic of the big guy with the tattoo.

The start of his ad on the homepage:
I have alot of muney because I
am a fund raser for the
Repubican party heer in the
hert of dixy which is Alabama.
I need a nice gurl to spent
in...

He has to be one of us making fun of them. Nobody spells that bad. If he is, he certainly succeeded because they put him on the cover page.

Okay, somebody, 'fess up.

[cynatnite]

12. he looks like he's in his mother's basement...

Big ICK!

[GoneOffShore]

13. Somebody hug me.

This is just too scary a site.

I surfed around and it's like looking a road accident.

"I'm into SCA." but "I'm a Christian".

All the SCA'ers I've ever met just long for mead, and going for a tramp in the woods - if they can catch him.

[LiberalUprising]

14. SCA?

SCA - Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
Members are encouraged to develop their own sexual recovery plan, and to define sexual sobriety for themselves.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=4&q=http://www.sca-recovery.org/&e=10401

[GoneOffShore]

15. Society for Creative Anachronism

Rennaisance faire groupies.

Fun, but occasionally weird, because some of them take the whole thing just a tad too seriously, methinks.

Thou dastardly lick spittle, click here http://www.sca.org/
for a more fulsome explanation.
;)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. well, I entered "looking for a woman 18 to 55

I got nothing, nada, zip. so, if there is no one on board, how serious can these people be? I mean really, there is no one from their site looking for anybody from the age of 18 to 55? Not that I can blame them. Republicans are repulsive.






?

[FreedomAngel82]

20. How weird

:shrug:

[DaDeacon]

25. "I'm as 'Ann Coulter' as they come"

Not to make race an issue..."Where the balck women at?" (re: mell brooks) ...LOL

[SemiCharmedQuark]

28. I think this lady's on the wrong site

About me:

"I don't have a religion, but have studied a few
and follow self beliefs. I would consider myself more
spiritual than anything else. I enjoy the outdoors, being in
nature, one with the earth. I love learning though,"

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=846

[SemiCharmedQuark]

29. Now HERE'S a lady worthy of Hannity

"I am a recent college graduate who will be teaching high
school as of next September. My hobbies include making
liberals cry, throwing things at them, and potentially
beating one up. I am just kidding.......kind of."

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=786

Love Jesus everybody!

[npincus]

30. "Featured Listing" excerpt: And he doesn't like hippies!

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=887


General Information
I'm a 24 year old recent college graduate that really doesnt
have a clue what to do with that little peice of paper. I
would like to persue a career being a ganster rapper but as
you can see I probably dont fit the profile. I became very
active in Polititcs after being at a state university for 4
years. College know it all hippies really piss me
off.(pardon the french)(I dont like the French either) Being
in the state of Montana you'd think it would be pretty
conservative...but the "sandal wearing scum" just keep
showing up everywere.

Appearance
Some might say I have man boobs. I'd just tell them to
shove it. (Sorry I'm not taking this serious at all) I'd
just say I'm pretty normal with that metrosexual style...but
not too queer looking. I'm damn sexy just like Mr. Hanitty!


Looking for
I think internet dating is usually for the people that just
have something to hide, but with a website like hanitty's I
groups people together that have a similar world view on
politics. Religion also comes pretty similar when your
talking hanitty. Why the heck not as you can see from my
rambling I'm pretty bored today. I should be looking for a
real job on my days off

[BushOut06]

31. I am so tempted to put a spoof ad on that site

Not sure what angle I should take, though.