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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:36 PM
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"But officer, DUI is such an outdated, pre-911 law, and...
I feel deeply uncomfortable about the course of events, and I am truly moved by the tragic outcome - I mean that sincerely.

May I go now?

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If it were you or I....???
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:38 PM
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1. You skipped one thing.

Turns out you had legal authority all along.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:39 PM
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2. And this whole "english common law" thing
What's up with that?

And don't get me started on the Magna Carta or even the Hammurabi Code...
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:40 PM
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3. LOL!
I can see it now. Hordes of belligerent, drunken fools bellowing at cops from NYC to SF that "God Dammit Ossifer! 9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING including the frickin' DUI laws"!
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:47 PM
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4. I feel really bad about stealing your car.
Can I go now?

Yup, pisses me off majorly.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 10:59 PM
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5. I just use executive privilidge
As Commander In Chief of my car, I decree everthing I do legal.
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