***MISSING WHTE WOMAN ALERT***

[txindy]

:rofl:

name: Pamela Willeford
race: white (duh...)
age: 50ish
sex: f (duh...)
occupation: US Ambassadress to Switzerland
last seen: Sat. 2/11/06, on a ranch in Texas, in the company of the V-POTUS
details: Ms. Willeford is missing after an incident involving firearms and alcohol. SHE MAY BE IN GRAVE DANGER. Please report any information immediately to the authorities.

http://firedoglake.blogspot.com/2006_02_12_firedoglake_archive.html#114012964736549980

:rofl:

[goclark]

1. Come out, come out where ever you are Pamela!

Do you think she has had a few words with Silent Lynn.

Lynn's mouth is usually 20 feet wide, silence from Lynn?

ROTFL

[txindy]

7. If I was Pamela and Lynne wanted a few words now

I'd run back to Switzerland, ASAP!

[neuvocat]

2. No one cares. She's not a "co-ed".

[rsmith6621]

3. A Little About Pam..................

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/biog/25683.htm

[rucky]

12. Where's the part where it says how long she's been Dick's mistress?

eom

[Botany]

4. No worries

She is found.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com:80/archive/0216061cheney3.html

she can mail in her "report" to the local sheriff who has already closed
the case.


The Vice President and Ms. Armstrong have already filed the needed
paperwork w/ local officials.

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Seriously, how many white women have gone missing over the last

year?

[DS1]

6. Well, local TV JUST reported that the Holloway family is suing some

Van Der Sloot kid, story came out moments ago

There's your white woman story

[Harper_is_Bush]

8. Do they suspect Muslims again? n/t

[txindy]

9. Canadians.

Hey, she's Ambassador to Switzerland. Switzerland. Canada. They're both cold. And, even more suspiciously, both have snow in winter! There's obviously a connection. Like when the Saudi hijackers attacked us, we attacked another desert country - Iraq! Precedent! Besides, it'll be cheaper to go after Canada rather than Switzerland. It's closer. And... there be oil there!

:rofl:

[Harper_is_Bush]

10. Canadian Muslims? n/t

[txindy]

11. Only Canadians who oppose Harper. Erm....Is that a problem?

Although I'm certain Darth's office will smooth things over very nicely. He's quite a diplomat, ol' Dick. He never goes off half-cocked, ya know.

[Harper_is_Bush]

13. Not Muslims then? Wow, they finally catch a break. n/t