Crimebusting Sherriff on the Cheney Case (not)

[MrBenchley]

The investigating officer is no Dick Tracy....

"We've known these people (witnesses) for years. They are honest and wouldn't call us, telling us a lie," said. "I talked to an eyewitness who said it was a definite accident. We knew Mr. Whittington was being cared for."

http://www.first-draft.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=5266&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

Because people hardly ever lie to cops. Especially when there's been a shooting. By a drunk.

Elsewhere, Iraq is a cakewalk and the insurgency is in its last throes....

[LeftNYC]

1. He's not even Inspector Gadget...nt

[Richard Steele]

2. Gee, this guy learned his detectin' from Kids in the Hall sketches?

Judge: How do you plead?

Defendant: Not Guilty, your honor.

Judge: All right then, you're free to go.
And I want to reprimand the prosecutor,
for wasting the court's time with someone who isn't guilty.

[MrBenchley]

3. Does sound like that, doesn't it?

Certainly one of the most notorious liars in the country, with a history of drinking problems, can be trusted to be honest when it comes to how he shot an acquaintance in the face.....no need to ask any questions.

By jingies, that's some swell police work.

[seabeyond]

4. saddam is connect to obl. right. they KNOW?

[MrBenchley]

6. After all, the sheriff says those are honest folks (snicker)

All you have to do is look into their faces to see the nobility and honor shining forth....

[Julius Civitatus]

5. Wonder if he would say the same if shooter was Black or Latino

Yeah right.

Sure, sure.

[MrBenchley]

7. Makes one wonder....