Could it have been a NUDE HUNTING PARTY?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I believe this could be what Cheney's trying to, uh, cover up.
Did Hume ask him about this?

[babylonsister]

1. Arghhhhhhhhh! nt

[TerdlowSmedley]

2. A drunken, nude hunting party.

[SpiralHawk]

8. Or even a drunken, nude, disco hunting party?

It could be a lot worse than we suspect.

[okasha]

3. My eyes! My eyes!

Dammit, I'm eating supper!

[rox63]

4. I did NOT need that image

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[bemildred]

31. Second that.

Even if it's true I don't want to know.

[fooj]

5. Eeeeeeewww!

Thanks for the lovely visual...:puke:

peace.

[WI_DEM]

6. I think you hit the nail right on the head

It was an orgie gone astray.

[im10ashus]

32. Really?

I don't think a 78 year-old man has much to offer. But maybe I am being cynical.

:shrug:

[SpiralHawk]

44. Can you spell V-i-a-g-r-a?

eom

[A-Schwarzenegger]

45. Hunting little slow birds with shotguns is its own Viagra.

[im10ashus]

47. Gross!!!

:rofl:

[Vanje]

50. "I don't think a 78 year-old man has much to offer. .."

Dont be too sure!

[Harper_is_Bush]

7. LOL! Good one. n/t

[wakeme2008]

9. Sorry too cold and

one reason hunters in Texas think Dickie was much nearer than 30 yards.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. How do we even know the shooting took place outside?

For all we know, it might have taken place in Mrs. Armstrong's bedroom. Maybe a drunken Cheney went sashaying up to Whittington with both his hands occupied, saying "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for huntin', this one's for fun" and got confused.

[Gemini Cat]

48. He'd need to find it first.

The one designated for fun that is.

[Ksec]

10. A drunken, nude, coke snorting hunting trip....

[Wickerman]

11. I hate you

my gawd, now I need to go scrub my eyelids and perhaps get fresh shock treatment. /bastard.

[NNN0LHI]

12. At this point anything is possible. Booze, coke, smoke, the whole works

Nothing will surprise any more.

Don

[acmejack]

18. Don't forget the uppers, downers, laughers & screamers !

*thanx Hunter

[phoebe]

13. thinking of Hunt Bambi in Las Vegas that riled up the nation?

- chasing naked women with paintball guns and men paying big money for the privilige. This was a hoax perpetrated in order to sell porn videos.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. The Secret Service would need to be Blind

Because if they weren't before, they are now.

[marmar]

15. There goes my chicken shwarama...

:puke:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. ... make a dead bird fly ...

[marmar]

42. Loud LOL

:rofl:

[Dunvegan]

16. Worst. Visual. EVAH!

Arrrrrgh!

[Pithy Cherub]

20. My eyes! My eyes! You have blinded me by revolting me!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!:puke:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. I didn't mean completely naked.

They obviously would have boots and hats on.

[Bunny]

21. They were probably wearing orange vests too.

For safety.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. I think orange tanktops would do the trick.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

33. Don't forget:

The hunting, drunken, orgiastic, coke-snorting man's best friend.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

54. Safe hunting.

[Texacrat]

37. LOL

n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

39. But how would they carry their extra shells?

O8)

[Generic Other]

19. You are a sick man

:puke:

[YDogg]

22. If I was Harry Whittington, and saw Cheny nude, I'd shoot myself.

[Ksec]

53. LMAO. You win the prize.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Keith Olbermann had an expert on who seemed to suggest your theory

The said that he couldn't understand how the heavy cold weather clothing on the body that the hunters wore would allow the bird shot to penetrate to the chest area. He said the face and neck would have been exposed but not the chest or shoulder area.

Maybe they were all nude.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. No, I do not believe the Secret Service fellows was nude.

[Yupster]

34. I don't know anything about hunting, but

I didn't think birdshot would penetrate that far into a body either to actually hit a heart.

[Atman]

25. Yes! And I have the pictures from after lunch!

Here is Cheney and crew conferring about what to tell the press...

[uppityperson]

28. I love you people! hahahahahha

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[misternormal]

29. O.K. ... I'm puking now... Thanks... n/t

[Cleita]

35. It's a little cold at this time of the year for nudity, even

in south Texas.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

36. Even for a man's men's men?

[Texacrat]

38. nah, Global Warming has temeratures approaching 90

in South Texas. Seriously.

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. Great. So now we have a drunken, nude, coke-snorting,

orgiastic, SWEATY hunting trip. Why hasn't the Star picked up on this?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

49. Liberal media.

Which also (from TDS) failed to mention all the parts of the victim
that were NOT shot.

[txindy]

46. It'll be pretty darn close to that today, yep.

Too bad Darth won't be back to this state for a long, long time. Not without being extradited, anyway. :evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

41. The Hell with the children...

What will we tell Pat and Jerry?

[Binka]

43. Oh Flotz They Were There Filming The SheBang Or Would That Be HeBang?

Pun intended.

[Swamp Rat]

51. Yes.... yuck!

:D

[peekaloo]

52. LOL! If Cheney had tusks he would qualify as "big time" game.

[The Wielding Truth]

55. Too funny. Vest , yes. Pants.????

:eyes: