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The fundies love to promote the idea of virginity until marriage.
There are some problems with that notion, honorable and romantic though it may be...
* Some people never marry * Some people marry late in life--I waited till I was 30 * One of the biggest causes of divorce is sexual incompatibility. The time to find out that your companion's idea of good sex would make Caligula blanch and your idea of it involves satin sheets, soft music and champagne is NOT after you're legally wed!
Introducing my all-new Sexual Abstinence Program: Wait Till You Graduate.
Wait Till You Graduate will teach three things:
* That it's cool to have sex, but it's cooler to wait until you've graduated from high school * That babies really, really suck when no one will hire you 'cause you got no skills to get a job * That when you have sex, you gotta take precautions to keep from getting pregnant unless you want a baby, and you gotta take precautions to keep from getting a disease because VD sucks, herpes sucks worse and AIDS will just kill your ass
Wait Till You Graduate can also be extended to cover such things as drinking, smoking and getting tattoos. (I don't want teens doing any of those things...because if drinking, smoking, screwing and getting tattoos are all "adult" things, and you do all of them before you're 16, the only "adult" things you've got to look forward to are bills, taxes, watching your cholesterol and getting up at 3am to go to work...and adulthood is supposed to be fun!)
Wait Till You Graduate will totally piss off the fundies, saying we're encouraging your precious children to just screw their brains out on the living room floor...but y'know something? It also might work.
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