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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:26 PM
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Crazy coot Alan Simpson explains it all for you.
Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 05:28 PM by Bluebear
Just now on "Hardball":



See, you people don't know how it is really is on a ranch, but if you own a ranch the last thing you want is to report that something bad happened on it, so Cheney deferred to his hostess to make the decision whether to report it or not. When you own a ranch, that's just how it is. Also. Whittington really should not have been in the way. Oh, and P.S., if Cheney makes a "fluff" the press is all over the poor man.

W. T. F.

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:28 PM
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1. That was sick
and disgusting :puke: :puke:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:29 PM
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5. I can't even fathom what these people won't say to protect their Lords. nt
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:30 PM
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9. That was a new low
even for them. The reputation of the ranch is more important than a shooting. Damn.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:30 PM
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8. And a lie, Hospitals are required by law to call police the minute a
gunshot victim enters emergency.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:28 PM
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2. Did you see him when he blew up at Bill Maher? eoq
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:29 PM
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7. I certainly did.
He is not wired right.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:32 PM
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13. Yep. Disgusting prick had the whole interview figured out
before it even started. Why is it assholes like this never go quail hunting? Don't answer that. I already know...
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:28 PM
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3. So ranch owners don't have to report shootings?
"If you own a ranch teh last thing you want is to report that somethign bad happened on it."

UMMMMMM WTF is right.

That guy is fucking stupid. I remember when he was on Bill Maher after the election. he can go fuck himself.
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:54 PM
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22. Shootings, stabbings, murders, rapes, child rapes, ...
What an idiot.
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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:16 PM
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32. VIDEO
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:28 PM
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4. round like a circle
like a wheel within a wheel...ever spinning, ever turning......

apologies to Windmills of the Mind from the original Thomas Crown Affair
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:29 PM
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6. Read the Firedog thread by hunters - and ask yourself is Simpson a liar?
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Bobbie47 Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:30 PM
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10. Poor dick nobody likes him
:rofl:

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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:31 PM
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11. So what goes on at the ranch, stays at the ranch?
Must be a Brokeback Mountain thing.....

Hmm......Cheney, Simpson, Wyoming....old buddies.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:33 PM
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16. "I wish I knew how to acquit you!"
:)
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Andrea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:44 PM
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21. ROFLMAO!!!! n/t
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:25 PM
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27. Heh heh heh.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:33 PM
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37. :)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:32 PM
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12. It Cheney makes a "fluff" doesn't that make him a "fluffer"?
:evilgrin:

Like that Plame fluff.
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GrumpyGreg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:32 PM
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14.  Hysterical---at least they have an "excuse" ----Ted Kennedy
had none when he left the scene of an accident many years ago.He just showered,took a nap, and called his lawyer---maybe that's what Cheney should have done.
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Skarbrowe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:19 PM
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25. That's what Cheney would have done, but other people were there.

There is no excuse at all for what Ted Kennedy did. Absolutely none. But, if Cheney could have walked away from this...wait..that's what he did. I'm sure the other people there made sure the man got medical help while Cheney was whisked away by Secret Service Agents.

"Oops, sorry old man, gotta go" Cheney.

I hope the man doesn't die. That would be truly awful and I would stop looking at this in the sick kinda humorous way I am at the moment. I'm beginning to wonder if the guy is in much worse shape than they are letting on and they held back info thinking that he might die.

Plus, we wouldn't be talking about it quite this much if they had immediately told the national press about it in the first place.

Maybe. heh

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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:32 PM
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15. Now Pat Buchannan is making excuses.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:34 PM
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17. Is this an episode from "The Big Valley"?
Where Victoria Barkley must engage in a brave struggle to keep her ranch and family together after the death of her husband in a lawless land?
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:34 PM
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18. Ron Reagan, Jr. finally says what needs to be said.
It's not the shooting, it's the coverup.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:39 PM
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19. Precisely. nt
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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:17 PM
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33. VIDEO- Reagan comments
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:50 PM
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39. Thank you LOT
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:41 PM
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20. Yeah, and if it's republicans, if you own a car, a company, a country
you don't want to report what you did there. It's just natural. Unless the NSA is interested in what happened there, then of course you have nothing to hide. Right?
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BlueManDude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:56 PM
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23. So it's manly, ranchy kind of thing?
Something those of us who don't "ranch' woulnd't understand?

Simpson is a vicious old bird.
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:19 PM
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26. Oooh, did you say "Manly"?
Is Tweety fidgeting in his seat?

:)
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:29 PM
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34. Exactly. nt
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 05:59 PM
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24. Any you potential seral killers, getcher self a ranch..no reporting!
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:26 PM
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28. I never thought of that but then I've never
owned a ranch. I do own a farm is that the same? What if I call the farm a ranch? Would that defense hold up in court? So serial killers only have 2 have a ranch; invite victims over; shoot them them; dump the bodies in a hole - never have to worry about anyone reporting any thing......guess that's why saurove made certain raisen brain had a 'ranch'.
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:58 PM
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29. Has he harmed our National Security?
Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 07:12 PM by slor
I mean, he has let the cat out of the bag. Now Al-Queda will begin purchasing "ranches" and planning their evil deeds, and we cannot do anything about it!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:14 PM
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30. C'mon Alan, just say that the rules are different for our overlords
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:15 PM
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31. "He's got a red tail coming out of his bum."
Simpson on CNN "joking" about how critics are characterizing Cheney
in light of the shooting. Simpson would know about red tails
coming out of bums. He is one of the sleethiest of the sleethe.
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:31 PM
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35. Nothing happened to cheney- therefore nothing to report
Idiotic logic of Alan Simpson and most freepers. Even Tweety had to call him on it. The vp shot a man, Helllloooo!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:42 PM
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38. I caught that.
Some "logic"!
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:33 PM
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36. War Monger Dick loves to shoot
can shoot two doves with one shot. These are the bastards that create wars where people shot each other...
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:06 PM
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40. Cheney "deferred to his hostess?" He's the effing VP of the U.S.!!!
The #2 man -- he has a legal obligation to the American public and the taxpayers to do his job, keep his nose clean, and tell the truth.

He's failed -- miserably -- on all three counts. Fire his ass, and with extreme prejudice. :grr:
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speedoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:11 PM
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41. STFU you fucking chickenhawk.
You are now just an ordinary fucking citizen.

Go back to Wyoming and Cheney yourself, idiot.
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