Imagine the headline if Bush ate a baby on national TV

[Rocknrule]

"Glorious Leader risks life to devour terrorist infant"
"The baby's parents were probably liberals...it deserved to be eaten"

[newportdadde]

1. "The baby just wandered in front of him"

[Gormy Cuss]

2. "Baby shares responsibility by putting herself in front of W" n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. The baby's skin should be soft enough to be made into a pair of slippers

to comfort our glorious Fuehrer's feet after his daily toil to defend us.

(That is, if Bush skinned the baby alive on national tv before devouring it)

[Dr. Death]

"Liberals would have aborted the baby, so it never would have

had the chance to be eaten by Dear Leader."

[SammyBlue]

4. "Bush Leads Way in "Baby Dinner For All" Act. Shows It Can Be Done!"

[yorkiemommie1]

5. baby's spirit says it was honored to be devoured by leader

*'s 40% is not just a following; it. is. a. CULT.

[Connie_Corleone]

6. President Accidentally Eats Baby...Baby Doing Fine.

[Junkdrawer]

7. Tainted "Suicide Baby" makes attempt on President's life...

A poison laden, al Qaeda trained, infant made an attempt on President Bush's life today by throwing itself into the reluctant jaws of....

Terrorism experts expressed horror at this new low...

[woo me with science]

25. This is THE headline. You must work for the press. nt

[Junkdrawer]

28. Nah. Faux would complain it should be...tainted "Homicide Baby"...n/t

[rpgamerd00d]

8. Gonzalez: "Our Baby Consumption Program is very limited in scope."

The AUMF allows the President to eat babies, as does his inherent unitary power as CIC."

[Initech]

9. Bush: "We must err on the side of life"

"And I'm going to eat a baby to demonstrate."

[Beelzebud]

10. Pre-Emptive Strike Against Future Terrorist.

[warrens]

11. Resolute Bush restates his case for alternative energy sources

New York Times, p. A-3.

[Ronnie]

12. President Bush

Loves Children.

[YOY]

13. "Courageous baby makes ultimate sacrifice to freedom

President's patriotic covenant with Satan continuingly fulfilled...for Jesus."

[kiki]

14. Meanwhile...

...Bill Clinton is spotted walking across the surface of the Atlantic Ocean, in a miraculous manner reminiscent of Jesus Christ himself.

The MSM reports: "Clinton Can't Swim!"

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. It was Clinton's fault Bush had to eat the baby.....

......because of inaction during his administration.

[ucmike]

16. "New Bush Education plan addresses overcrowding and school lunch programs"

[sui generis]

17. It wasn't illegal! Congress gave me sweeping power agin the terrists

[WillyT]

18. Would That Be A Pen-Fed Baby, Or A Free-Range Baby ???

:spank:

[DaveJ]

19. Dem's shamelessly trying to gain political leverage!

Remember 9/11... how can Dem's focus on * eating a baby when terrorists are poised to strike at any moment.

[cybildisobedience]

20. Why do Democrats hate digestion?

[damntexdem]

21. Do you mean the Faux News headline? Oh, I imagine, something like:

"President Bush touts smaller portions in American diets."

[woo me with science]

22. Terror of Mad Cow Reduced as Bush Pioneers Alternative Meat Source nt

[woo me with science]

23. Baby Had Contact with Al-Qaeda, Fisher Price Phone Records Will Show nt

[NoPasaran]

24. McClellan insists "Washington ate babies too"

[DaveJ]

26. Top 10 Administration's Responses

10) Remember 9/11!

9) Oh, look over there, another Bin Laden video.

8) It's not like * is eating ALL babies.

7) 99% of babies have nothing to worry about.

6) It is within *'s constitutional rights to eat babies...

5) In fact it is his constitutional duty during war... this perpetual war.

4) Democrats are being obstructionists. They have no ideas.

3) Oh, look over there, we thwarted another terrorist attack...

2) go f*ck yourself.

1) Vote for us or die!

[coalition_unwilling]

27. Terrorist disguised as baby stopped by *

[meganmonkey]

29. McClellan says WH will not discuss ongoing indigestion

[Solly Mack]

30. Bush Eats Dirty Diaper Bomb Baby: Photo of Bush and his shit eating grin

Confusing a dirty diaper with a dirty bomb, Bush devoured a toddler today during a kiss the baby event in GOPville. Waving the remains of the badly chewed diaper, Bush said, "If I say it's a bomb,it's a bomb - even if we're both full of shit!" The adoring crowd shouting, "Give us more shit! Give us more shit!"

Fox News proclaiming: "He had to do it! The baby could have been carrying a bomb!"

The parents of the soon to be digested toddler were all aglow. "Our baby died so we could be free!"

[mitchum]

31. The sheep would have no problem with it if he said grace first

[Justpat]

32. I admit that I have a warped sense of humor, but

that is one of the funniest lines I have ever read on DU.


:rofl:

[mitchum]

33. Thank you!

:)

[Justpat]

35. Thanks for the laugh.

:toast:

[SoCalDem]

34. The little Brat ASKED for it... taunted him, he did..

Every time he saw the president's face, he uttered "waaaah', which was a deliberate taunt.. The poor president had no oither choice, but to take pre-emptive action

[Justpat]

36. Ah, yes,

It is hard work being a fearless leader. Who could deny him a little pre-emptive snacking to keep up his
strength?

[genie_weenie]

37. We now know that Baby misunderestimated the power of the Jaws of Justice

.