I can't wait for the late night talk shows today.

[snacker]

There should be some good jokes about Cheney.

[Kerrytravelers]

1. I can't wait for the Top 10 List!

[Dinger]

4. Here's My Top 10:

"Vice-Asshole" Cheney's Top 10 Excuses For Shooting His Lawyer/Friend:

10. Nothing happened, so quit asking.
9. He looked that that guy from Brokeback Mountain, and I wanted to keep him quiet!
8. He took my whiskey, he deserved to get shot.
7. He didn't call me "Mr. President"
6. I was shit-faced, toasted, drunk
5. I felt like it.
4. He didn't wear his bu$h/Cheney '04 undies.
3. Go fuck yourself, enough said.
2. He said Helen Thomas was a great American.
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1. He said David Gregory was his hero.

[KurtNYC]

7. Mine

And now...

The Bush Adminstration's Top Ten Reasons Why Dick Cheney Shot his Friend

#10 The friend found Cheney's bestest secret hiding place and threatened to tell

#9 "...(shot a man in Texas) just to watch him die..."

#8 Faulty intelligence

#7 To prove just how much he is against gun control!

#6 To keep him from acquiring WMD

#5 Peer pressure

#4 Clinton

#3 He used to avoid shooting his friends but 911 changed everything

#2 Karl Rove thought is would distract the press from domestic spying, Iraq, the price of oil, Valerie Plame, Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff, Katrina, sagging poll numbers, impeachment, etc. etc.

#1 "Because you can't distinguish between" ...Harry Whittington... "and Osama bin Laden in the War on Terror"

[Dinger]

2. Letterman Will Kick-Ass, Just Like when O'LIElly Was On

Yes!!!!!!!

[LiberalVoice]

3. Just wait for Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert

:D They should be friggin hilarious!

[applegrove]

6. Yep!

[AllegroRondo]

9. Jon Stewart: "We cant make this stuff up..."

"... but we wish we had to."

[lpbk2713]

5. I can see Dave's Top Ten List now ....

"Top Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot That Guy"


Number Ten ..... He drives a hybrid car.

[displacedtexan]

8. I'm expecting to hear...

In his official statement, Whittington said, "I need friends like Dick Cheney like I need a hole in the... Never mind."

Edited to include: I also expect to hear the question, "Dick Cheney is disappointed that his target won't be hanging over the mantle."